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9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. ... Read More

  1. Visit  CallieNM profile page
    #52 1
    "This is the result of denying access to Allnurses.com"
  2. Visit  Galaxy1 profile page
    #53 2
    She gave one Vicodin to a patient and now she is exercising her arms to document it in 6 different places.
  3. Visit  afrinurse profile page
    #54 0
    I think she misunderstood when I told her the patient might need another hit of morphine...
  4. Visit  Cfmom3 profile page
    #55 1
    Which doctor's face do you think she sees on the bag?
  5. Visit  afrinurse profile page
    #56 0
    The hospital told her she needed to be a B.S.N. in order to get promoted. Later she was rambling about "boxing-skilled nurses"?
  6. Visit  3yeardiplomarn profile page
    #57 2
    "It appears she misunderstood me when I said , 'Prepare for Patient Rounds'."
  7. Visit  cienurse profile page
    #58 1
    She's a student nurse.......she's preparing for the battle of finding a job when she graduates!
  8. Visit  born2circulateRN profile page
    #59 3
    New graduate nurses are such overachievers.
  9. Visit  Rosenhammer profile page
    #60 0
    ....and here is our Physical Therapist.
  10. Visit  Rosenhammer profile page
    #61 3
    I'd introduce you, but she's with the doctor right now.
  11. Visit  nickos profile page
    #62 3
    When I reminded her to punch out for her lunch break, this isn't what I meant!
  12. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #63 0
    Who knew a nurse could land such a good right hook? They just introduced the Nurses Boxing League. Nurses have the perfect combination of strength from lifting patients, speed from answering call lights, stamina from working 12 hour shifts, and pent up frustration to be professional boxers. It was a surprise to me too!
  13. Visit  2BRN123 profile page
    #64 2
    The Customer is Always Right

    "You're assigned to Mr. Smithton tonight, despite his recent colostomy and diet order, his wife insists on bringing him Q'Doba for dinner every evening"