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7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. Visit  bevyp profile page
    #91 1
    Can you call the CNA, he needs a diaper change.
  2. Visit  elprup profile page
    #92 2
    But the FDA said it was safe!!
  3. Visit  BundokSaint profile page
    #93 0
    X-ray machine needs to be recalibrated again.
  4. Visit  debsmall profile page
    #94 0
    Hey, Doc.....welcome to the weekend night shift! A bit of geodon IM usually does the trick, Shall I write a verbal?
  5. Visit  born2circulateRN profile page
    #95 1
    Doctor...I understand that nurses are known to be super-humans and all, but you must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to attempt to start an IV on this one.
  6. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #96 3
    Hmmm, do you think he speaks Yoda? Your Nurse, I am, yessss? Sick, you are? Mmmmmm?
  7. Visit  DichloroacetateAl profile page
    #97 0
    I swear it's the hospital food; there's something funky about it.
  8. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    #98 0
    He got angry with me when I gave him the enema, but I ignored him and gave it to him anyway. Doctor's orders.
  9. Visit  jtaylor76 profile page
    #99 1
    I know he is an alien, but obamacare says everyone gets healthcare!
  10. Visit  AlexCNA profile page
    Oh, rite. Today is Monday. I'll get the banana bag. You get the restraints.
  11. Visit  Judytuesday profile page
    It's definately a Full Moon tonight!
  12. Visit  Motorin' Jo profile page
    Hm, the antibiotics aren't working or this is my ex!?
  13. Visit  rpiatt profile page
    Well, should we call Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz?