7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   kdmgr2006
    I guess he really was alletgic to ketorolac, ttramadol and acetaminophen!
  2. by   aneesh t r
    I think he is a male nurse !!
  3. by   Alice Jackson BSN
    "Get the 4 point restrains, STAT."
  4. by   alnurse_2011
    Patient: Doc I have been feeling slightly green since just after lunch.
    Nurse: This is the first I have heard of it.
  5. by   kay0324
    Well, they say you are what you eat. He must have snuck some hospital food.
  6. by   PacoUSA
    Well, it's obviously not Red Man Syndrome ...
  7. by   kay0324
    Doc, I used to be a skeptic but now im a believer... Zombie apocalypse!
  8. by   Wild Irish LPN
    "He's not adapting well to the caffiene restriction...."
  9. by   rholster
    [color=#ee82ee]so, what brings you to the er?

    lady, have you seen the things children keep under their beds these days??! i need antibiotics stat!
  10. by   milamp
    "This nurse is betting it WAS Green Eggs and Ham!"
  11. by   newgradOBlover
    Well Doctor, when she asked me for a double dose of pain meds and I said "no", she told me she was going to turn into the hulk. I just assumed she was a drug seeker. I didn't think it would really happen!
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    Another illegal immigrant with a bellyache.
  13. by   Jerico2006
    I told him his pain medicine wasn't due for another hour

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