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7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. Visit  kdmgr2006 profile page
    #26 1
    I guess he really was alletgic to ketorolac, ttramadol and acetaminophen!
  2. Visit  aneesh t r profile page
    #27 0
    I think he is a male nurse !!
  3. Visit  Alice Jackson BSN profile page
    #28 0
    "Get the 4 point restrains, STAT."
  4. Visit  alnurse_2011 profile page
    #29 0
    Patient: Doc I have been feeling slightly green since just after lunch.
    Nurse: This is the first I have heard of it.
  5. Visit  kay0324 profile page
    #30 1
    Well, they say you are what you eat. He must have snuck some hospital food.
  6. Visit  PacoUSA profile page
    #31 3
    Well, it's obviously not Red Man Syndrome ...
  7. Visit  kay0324 profile page
    #32 0
    Doc, I used to be a skeptic but now im a believer... Zombie apocalypse!
  8. Visit  Wild Irish LPN profile page
    #33 3
    "He's not adapting well to the caffiene restriction...."
  9. Visit  rholster profile page
    #34 1
    [color=#ee82ee]so, what brings you to the er?

    lady, have you seen the things children keep under their beds these days??! i need antibiotics stat!
  10. Visit  milamp profile page
    #35 0
    "This nurse is betting it WAS Green Eggs and Ham!"
  11. Visit  newgradOBlover profile page
    #36 1
    Well Doctor, when she asked me for a double dose of pain meds and I said "no", she told me she was going to turn into the hulk. I just assumed she was a drug seeker. I didn't think it would really happen!
  12. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    #37 0
    Another illegal immigrant with a bellyache.
  13. Visit  Jerico2006 profile page
    #38 1
    I told him his pain medicine wasn't due for another hour