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4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 7

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  sunnyd_83 profile page
    #78 0
    Geez Karl, do you think it was the "you're hot" part or the "do you do prostate exams" part?
  2. Visit  nursegirl75 profile page
    #79 0
    I just told her that I pay her salary and so she'll have to hand feed me and clean my behind. I swear that's all I told her!
  3. Visit  EmerMurse profile page
    #80 1
    "Shift change was the worst time to announce we're from The Joint Commission..."
  4. Visit  Merlyn profile page
    #81 2
    All I asked her was "How did your anger management class go?"
  5. Visit  Shagi profile page
    #82 0
    At least she didn't leave me in stitches.
  6. Visit  Hancock330 profile page
    #83 0
    "Apparently she's NOT one of the girls from the hospital."
  7. Visit  lolveraja profile page
    #84 1
    Next time, wait till I discharge you before you leave.
  8. Visit  lolveraja profile page
    #85 0
    My shift is over, leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Visit  cnamom12 profile page
    #86 0
    "WOW, I never knew nurses could be so moody! I won't ask a nurse that question again."
  10. Visit  geminiRNC profile page
    #87 0
    And at that moment, Dr. Smith had an epiphany...."maybe I won't have an attitude next time she calls me at 3 am"....
    Last edit by geminiRNC on May 2, '12 : Reason: grammar
  11. Visit  iluvlu profile page
    #88 0
    Why does everyone look pregnant in scrubs?
  12. Visit  kparks profile page
    #89 0
    all i asked her was if lpn meant a "light punching nurse"?? guess i got my answer!
  13. Visit  Shagi profile page
    #90 0
    Scrub that comment.