4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 7

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   sunnyd_83
    Geez Karl, do you think it was the "you're hot" part or the "do you do prostate exams" part?
  2. by   nursegirl75
    I just told her that I pay her salary and so she'll have to hand feed me and clean my behind. I swear that's all I told her!
  3. by   EmerMurse
    "Shift change was the worst time to announce we're from The Joint Commission..."
  4. by   Merlyn
    All I asked her was "How did your anger management class go?"
  5. by   Shagi
    At least she didn't leave me in stitches.
  6. by   Hancock330
    "Apparently she's NOT one of the girls from the hospital."
  7. by   lolveraja
    Next time, wait till I discharge you before you leave.
  8. by   lolveraja
    My shift is over, leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!
  9. by   cnamom12
    "WOW, I never knew nurses could be so moody! I won't ask a nurse that question again."
  10. by   geminiRNC
    And at that moment, Dr. Smith had an epiphany...."maybe I won't have an attitude next time she calls me at 3 am"....
    Last edit by geminiRNC on May 2, '12 : Reason: grammar
  11. by   iluvlu
    Why does everyone look pregnant in scrubs?
  12. by   kparks
    all i asked her was if lpn meant a "light punching nurse"?? guess i got my answer!
  13. by   Shagi
    Scrub that comment.

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