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10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. Visit  hyperwalk profile page
    Not quick enough with the NG tube, I see.
    jtboog2003, VivaLasViejas, and tokmom like this.
  2. Visit  hyperwalk profile page
    And you thought I was just doing my job when I advised you not to go smoke
  3. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
    "Well, guess we know what happened to that lime Jello mold Mrs. Smith's family snuck in when she was supposed to be NPO"
    NyteshiftLVN and JustBeachyNurse like this.
  4. Visit  PacoUSA profile page
    I see your patient has been watching "The Exorcist."
    sapphire18 and Kandy83 like this.
  5. Visit  NurseKis profile page
    Mrs: Jane! I told you your son did not want his meds... I can't believe you wanted to file against me for negligence. That's what happens...
  6. Visit  perioddrama profile page
    "Congratulations. You have been slimed in the pediatric unit's version of Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards."
    KelRN215 likes this.
  7. Visit  mahoroty22 profile page
    "so much for infection control"
    "first day on job.. very dedicated, indeed!"
    "i think you broke the suction machine..."
    "looks like you're in a very sticky situation, aint ya?"
    "dude, it's sept.. you're two mos ahead from halloween!"
    "have i told you he has a terrible cold?"
    lina_marcela07 likes this.
  8. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    New grad? Yep, I remember my first time. Just pretend it's avocado dip, sometimes that helps.
  9. Visit  abiklags profile page
    you look a little green. is something wrong?
    Flatlander, tigerlogic, NyteshiftLVN, and 1 other like this.
  10. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    Ok, we're almost done. This is the new hospital policy to guard against MRSA, VRE, and C-diff.
  11. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    I would LOVE to stay and help you with your bed bath but it's the end of the shift and the hospital does not allow any overtime.
    sapphire18 and LTCNS like this.
  12. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    Sorry for the interruption, Mr. Smith. So...you were working in an avocado dip factory.....then what happend?
    LTCNS likes this.
  13. Visit  natnat122 profile page
    "So this is what the new respiratory disease looks like huh?"