Nurses Announcements
Published Sep 24, 2012
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Murse520
73 Posts
"First day huh? Welcome to the nursing profession"
hyperwalk
3 Posts
Not quick enough with the NG tube, I see.
And you thought I was just doing my job when I advised you not to go smoke
VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN
22 Articles; 9,987 Posts
"Well, guess we know what happened to that lime Jello mold Mrs. Smith's family snuck in when she was supposed to be NPO"
PacoUSA, BSN, RN
3,445 Posts
I see your patient has been watching "The Exorcist."
NurseKis, BSN, RN
112 Posts
Mrs: Jane! I told you your son did not want his meds... I can't believe you wanted to file against me for negligence. That's what happens...
perioddrama
609 Posts
"Congratulations. You have been slimed in the pediatric unit's version of Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards."
mahoroty22
23 Posts
"so much for infection control"
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"first day on job.. very dedicated, indeed!"
"i think you broke the suction machine..."
"looks like you're in a very sticky situation, aint ya?"
"dude, it's sept.. you're two mos ahead from halloween!"
"have i told you he has a terrible cold?"
nursefrances, BSN, RN
1 Article; 601 Posts
New grad? Yep, I remember my first time. Just pretend it's avocado dip, sometimes that helps.
abiklags
176 Posts
you look a little green. is something wrong?
Ok, we're almost done. This is the new hospital policy to guard against MRSA, VRE, and C-diff.
I would LOVE to stay and help you with your bed bath but it's the end of the shift and the hospital does not allow any overtime.