10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   hyperwalk
    Not quick enough with the NG tube, I see.
  2. by   hyperwalk
    And you thought I was just doing my job when I advised you not to go smoke
  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    "Well, guess we know what happened to that lime Jello mold Mrs. Smith's family snuck in when she was supposed to be NPO"
  4. by   PacoUSA
    I see your patient has been watching "The Exorcist."
  5. by   NurseKis
    Mrs: Jane! I told you your son did not want his meds... I can't believe you wanted to file against me for negligence. That's what happens...
  6. by   perioddrama
    "Congratulations. You have been slimed in the pediatric unit's version of Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards."
  7. by   mahoroty22
    "so much for infection control"
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    "first day on job.. very dedicated, indeed!"
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    "i think you broke the suction machine..."
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    "looks like you're in a very sticky situation, aint ya?"
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    "dude, it's sept.. you're two mos ahead from halloween!"
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    "have i told you he has a terrible cold?"
  8. by   nursefrances
    New grad? Yep, I remember my first time. Just pretend it's avocado dip, sometimes that helps.
  9. by   abiklags
    you look a little green. is something wrong?
  10. by   nursefrances
    Ok, we're almost done. This is the new hospital policy to guard against MRSA, VRE, and C-diff.
  11. by   nursefrances
    I would LOVE to stay and help you with your bed bath but it's the end of the shift and the hospital does not allow any overtime.
  12. by   nursefrances
    Sorry for the interruption, Mr. Smith. So...you were working in an avocado dip factory.....then what happend?
  13. by   natnat122
    "So this is what the new respiratory disease looks like huh?"

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