Your most unusual shift?

nurse2033, MSN, RN · Jan 21, 2011

Good job! Thanks for stepping up to make a difference.

Elvish, BSN, DNP, RN, NP · Jan 21, 2011

The night when there were no patients, not one soul, on the L&D board for the entire 12 hours.

Popwhizbangz, LPN · Jan 21, 2011

I have another fire story. Before I became a nurse, I worked in a group home with 12 people, most of whom had spent years in State hospitals previously. One morning the fire alarm went off, and we all filed out into the cold (February in New England). No smoke, we assumed someone had been smoking inside or it was a false alarm. The fire department arrived just as we noticed smoke coming out of the vent from the dryer in the basement. It turns out a new resident lit a fire in the basement, not realizing how things would go. House burnt to the ground as we watched. Now we had 12 homeless clients, with no charts, no meds, no possessions. All my possessions inside got burnt and/or melted. I got all the meds replaced at a convenience store next door - they let me use their phone, so I argued and cajoled for ever, it seemed at the time, while lines of people shuffled past me to buy cigarettes, scratch tickets, etc. I got interviewed (as did everyone) individually by the State Fire Marshal in the front seat of a fire truck. We moved everyone to another group home to regroup, then to a hotel - that night I went to see a play, folks asked me about my burnt plastic smell, and I told them my place of work burnt down that day. We gave meds for a few days from cassettes on a hotel bed, bought clothes for folks on managers' credit cards, scrounged up free food from local restaurants as we went, I even talked a group of us into a free movie one day (Toy Story - not bad). It took us a week or so to get past planning meal to meal. Later we found a group home in another town just emptied for renovations, and we moved there - lots of us staff had no car, so we car pooled in a station wagon the head of the agency loaned us. After a year (I bought a car), we moved back to our original site, rebuilt and much improved. It turned out the resident who started the fire, while otherwise harmless and pleasant, had a history of repeated arson, which the state declined to mention when they discharged her to us from a State bed. After the fire we were told the State folks insisted there was no proof she lit this particular fire and refused to readmit her until the Fire Marshal threatened a very public stink. Unusual day, week, month, and year.

Popwhizbangz, LPN · Jan 21, 2011

Another time, same group home, there was a surprise blizzard in early April - I got to work three hours late, and no one else made it in. The night person left, and I stayed, me and 12 mentally ill residents - good people all of them, until relieved - 36 hours later. At night during my vigil I told folks that if they found a guy sleeping on the couch, it was me, and feel free to wake me if they needed anything. No one did. I got a 50 dollar bonus and a nice letter from management.

blondy2061h, MSN, RN · Jan 21, 2011

I once responded to a code right at the beginning of my shift on another floor. Usually we're sent right back, however, ICU was extremely short staffed, so I ended up both recording and running the crash cart. They just would not call it. I ended up there over 3 hours. It was way weird starting work 3 hours late, essentially. No one had done anything with my patients while I had been gone, and the night ended up flying by.

Popwhizbangz, LPN · Jan 21, 2011

In fact, I've had so many unusual shifts that unusual IS the usual. E.g.:

I have been accused of being, in fact, the dreaded Werewolf Diego

I have been offered affairs with any number of women in their 80s and 90s, cute, pleasant and rather Demented. It usually works to tell them about my wife, but once a lady shot back "I don't care. I won't tell."

I have been promised by patients literally billions of dollars and many jobs running multiple large institutions - alas, none of it has yet materialized....

A patient once proudly told me "You know, I have a million dollar bill." And he did! It was fake, of course, but a rather impressive forgery, I had to admit.

I have had furniture thrown at me, many times.

I one met God and Jesus on the same hall, the same day. Funny thing - they'd never met....

I have dealt with many, many naked/agitated folks (bad combination...)

I have had a patient FAX me requests from his laptop.

I have had a patient tell me she is reasonable, there is no reason for her admission, and "You're Dead! Dead!" (I'm not dead)

I have had a patients' father threaten to kill himself if we didn't discharge his daughter immediately (bad choice of words on a psych unit, as he soon learned)

And on and on and on - there's always something you never saw coming.

INLPN93 · Jan 21, 2011

A few years ago I worked in a facility that would rent their massive dining room out for wedding receptions, school dances and other various large gatherings.

One night the desk receptionist calls a code/stat nurses to the main/upstairs dining room.

The grandmother of the bride had collapsed and coded at her granddaughter's wedding reception.