You know you are a nursing student when your every day world is now based on assements and evaluations. You cant cut your finger because you think your at risk for some microbacterial infection. Your sitting on the train monitoring someones respirations. Your at a restaurant noticing the man abnormally big abdomen you start saying to your self either his really full or it's CHF ,then you find your eyes wondering up to his neck for distended neck veins then wondering down to his ankles for edema. Life is never the same after entering nursing school. LOL I love you guys.
You and another student are hiding in a pt. bathroom squeezing urine out of your shoe for an I&O because the urinal was knocked off of the bed rail. The instructor catches you, informs you the results will not be accurate.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Can I use that as a facebook quote?
...when you use your spring break, winter break, thanksgiving break, etc. to clean the house you've neglected for the last 4 months.
:lol2:.....I'm cleaning right now for my daughter's 15th B-day party...1st time since Spring Break 3 weeks ago! Before that it wasn't cleaned since Christmas!! AND I have a husband and a 14 and 11 yo besides...something is wrong with this picture!
...when you spend all your vacations WORKING to make up for the time you couldn't work during the school year. I worked EVERY SINGLE DAY of my spring break, except Sundays- 11 of the 14 days we were off.
You give colace when you are not suppose to and tell your clinical instructor---That was ******!!!LOL. Good thing my instructor had a sense of humor ha!
You give colace when you are not suppose to and tell your clinical instructor---That was ******!!!LOL. Good thing my instructor had a sense of humor ha!
:lol2:.....I'm cleaning 
NursKris82
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That is awesome!! :bowingpur