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Two patients (who turned out to be retired nurses) looking by the window.
Patient #1: And oh, here goes another amateur! He seems to be either running to look for his patient who eloped or maybe running to take a piss after holding his bladder for the whole 8 hour shift (***evil laugh***). What do you think?
Patient #2: Well, we get to practice Nursing Care Plans again! So, we have a STUDENT NURSE diagnosis:
STRESS related to BEING A STUDENT NURSE as evidenced by altered patterns of urinary elimination, disturbed energy field, impaired memory, sleep deprivation, imbalanced nutrition, interrupted family processes and lack of social interaction.
Patient #1: Hell yeah! I can't imagine how we got through all of those good and bad old ****** days. Nurses rock!
Poor fool! He's been running like that ever since the geriatric patient in Room 24 gave him a copy of "Running Your Way to Better Sex." I read it and ran circles around him. I'm still waiting ...
AnyceTurner
40 Posts
he took it seriously when they told him to do a run of the floor.