Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

[Joe V]

Your Mission should you choose to accept it, is to help create the best caption that belongs to this cartoon.

You must submit your caption(s) as soon as possible.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will select the Top 8 captions in 3 weeks. (It may be longer if not enough entries.)

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!! June 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

[Tjenn14]

When I said I wanted a shower as soon as I walked thru the door, I didn't mean it literally!

[BeautynBrains_RN]

Nurse: " You see this thing right here?"

Man: "Yes"

Nurse: " We don't disturb it on 3rd shift."

Man: "Oh, interesting..."

[nshappie]

Good morning. My name is Susan, and I will be assisting with your colonoscopy today.

[Snorkelgirl4, BSN, RN]

"Steve, I understand your concern, but did you really have to stop me on my way to the only pee break I've had for 10 hours?"

[bpu-psych]

"put in a service request"

[Clementine1]

We are waiting for the lights to dim because that means visiting hours are over.

[Clementine1]

Lights dimmed!? Quiet hours have FINALLY begun.

[Clementine1]

Nope, no bright ideas here either!

[Clementine1]

So you're telling me we all save lives but no one can change the bulb?

[Clementine1]

Thank you for leaving this for me to change, Bill. Saving lives wasn't fulfilling enough for me today..

[Clementine1]

SO this is the interrogation light you were placed under when you agreed to work overtime?

[Jonny-anderthal]

So this is our new standard precautions protocol--proper body washing, with friction, for 20 seconds before and after patient contact.