Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

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Your Mission should you choose to accept it, is to help create the best caption that belongs to this cartoon.

You must submit your caption(s) as soon as possible.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will select the Top 8 captions in 3 weeks. (It may be longer if not enough entries.)

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Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!! June 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

"Please step under the scanner sir"; "billing needs to process the bar codes on your implant."

Better call EPIC...

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
"put in a service request"

This is sooooo true! A task that takes maybe 30 seconds has to wait for hours or days until that service request has followed it's own little path back to maintenance's hand and worked it's way to the top of the pile of requests.

Got to have documentation for every blessed thing in the building!!!!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

'I don't know!

One second she was standing here, and then next thing I knew, she'd been sucked up into that device up there!'

They're called 'scrubs', George, they're not supposed to be sexy!"

"Oh. So now you have meningitis from changing a light bulb?"

"That's right, Harold. I have been waiting all night to come home and look up your nose."

Specializes in ED.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one....and a nurse to tell him the proper way to screw it in!

Hey Jimbo, they weren't kiddin' when they said there would be budget cuts!

So Joe, Tell me more about what you're seeing right now? (Therapeutic communication)

'Nurses and lightbulbs .. Both burned out.'

Visiting Nurse: Dave, Why did you take all the bulbs out in your home?

Dave:With great power comes great electricity bill.

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