Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

[nursebedlam]

One afternoon a man came home from work to

find total mayhem in his house. His three

children were outside, still in their

pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty

food boxes and wrappers strewn all around

the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was

the front door to the house. Proceeding

into the entry, he found an even bigger

mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the

throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring

a cartoon channel, and the family room was

strewn with toys and various items of

clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,

breakfast food was spilled on the counter,

dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken

glass lay under the table, and a small pile

of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping

over toys and more piles of clothes, looking

for his wife. He was worried she may be ill,

or that something serious had happened. He

found her lounging in the bedroom, still

curled in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a

novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how

his day went. He looked at her bewildered

and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know

every day when you come home from work and

ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

[sbenning5]

:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle

[BlueEyedRN]

LOVE it. This scenario has happened to my husband lots of times since I started working night shift. :)

[danissa, LPN, LVN]

..Tonite I got home after a 13 hour shift and long drive home.(going back for more fun in the morning!) Hubster is out at work, and he has left me such a sweet note, all hugs and hearts and kisses! AW! ....

"Babe..please empty the dishwasher, as I hate coming in to do that!"

OMG! What..???

BABE! I also hate coming in to do that, along with the rest of the really cool stuff, washing, ironing, etc that needs done! Go for it babe..In the morning .......you are Toast!!!! :chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle