Published Oct 22, 2003
Brownms46
2,394 Posts
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
live4today, RN
5,099 Posts
My Lord! He shot the guy! What an idiot! Or should I say "no brainer". :rotfl:
Dave ARNP
629 Posts
The correct medical term would be mental midget.
Dave
:rotfl: :roll
Danamegg
159 Posts
Yikes!