What Can I Say?

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So, we're having a dinner at work for any employee who's been there for more than 10 years. As the DNS, I have the largest number of attendees. I was told today that I have to come up with something to say about each one of them! Hmmm....that one has been here since I was 3 and takes 5 hours to do a one hour med pass....oh and that one....had oral sex with a resident but still has a job because of the union...I don't mind public speaking but this is too much. Can anyone help with something that sounds nice but isn't over the top?

Specializes in CCU MICU Rapid Response.

I thought OldLady had lots o good stuff to say! ~Ivanna

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hm that was funny indeed, -- maybe add that the oral sex nurse- is proficient in perineal care lol .

The slower than christmas nurse-- you might add that she is willing to stay late to get the job done

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