Two Nuns..........

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> There were two nuns...

>

> One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

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> and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

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> It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

>

> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

> the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

>

> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

>

> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

> at the most! What can we do?

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> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

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> SM: It's not working.

>

> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

> logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

>

> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

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> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

> I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

>

> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

>

>

>

> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is

> worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

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> Then Sister Logical arrives.

>

> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

> Tell me what happened!

>

> SL: The only logical thing happened.

> The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

>

> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

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> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

> as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

>

> SM: And?

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> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

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> SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

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> SL: The only logical thing to do.

> I lifted my dress up.

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> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

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> SL: The only logical thing to do.

> He pulled down his pants.

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>

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> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

>

> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

> A nun with her dress up can run faster than man

> with his pants down.

>

> And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

>

> say two Hail Marys!

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