'Twas the night of Thanksgiving....

[truern]

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,

But I just couldn't sleep

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned-

The dark meat and white-

But I fought the temptation

With all of my might.

Tossing and turning

With anticipation

The though of a snack

Became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen,

Flung open the door

And gazed at the fridge

Full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey

And buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots,

Beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling

So plump and so round,

'Till all of a sudden,

I rose off the ground!

I crashed through the ceiling,

Floated into the sky

With a mouthful and pudding

And a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell

As I soared past the trees...

"Happy eating to all,

Pass the cranberries, please!

May your stuffing be tasty,

May your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy

Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious,

May your pies take the prize,

May your Thanksgiving dinner

Stay off of your thighs!"

[MadisonsMomRN, BSN, RN]

:rotfl: :roll :chuckle

[allele, LPN]

:rotfl: That was great!! Thanks!!

[Toothbrushx2]

That is cute !!!!!!!!!:rotfl: