Too funny.. just got this in an email. HAD to share !!! 
***The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing
my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when
totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight.
He didn't seem disturbed at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh. Shit,", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted." ***
oramar
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:chuckle I made a point of reading this one cause I knew I would get a laugh.