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Subject: Nursing Station Answering Machine

...Hello, you have reached the _______________________ Nursing Station voice mail.

Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select from the following options:

- To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created yourself, press 1.

- To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem, press 2.

- To report a nurse for bad manners, when in reality the nurse is trying to save your life, press 3.

- If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.

- If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcohol or chemical dependency, press 5.

-If you would like us to instantly restore health to a body that took years to deteriorate, press 6.

- To provide a list of nurses/managers you personally know, so we will take better/faster care of you, press 7.

- To sue us, tell us you'll have our license or proclaim our career is over, press 8.

- To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn around three times

Subject: Nursing Station Answering Machine

...Hello, you have reached the _______________________ Nursing Station voice mail.

Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select from the following options:

- To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created yourself, press 1.

- To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem, press 2.

- To report a nurse for bad manners, when in reality the nurse is trying to save your life, press 3.

- If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.

- If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcohol or chemical dependency, press 5.

-If you would like us to instantly restore health to a body that took years to deteriorate, press 6.

- To provide a list of nurses/managers you personally know, so we will take better/faster care of you, press 7.

- To sue us, tell us you'll have our license or proclaim our career is over, press 8.

- To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn around three times

OMG! Where did you come up with this? You just made my whole week!

:D

OMG! Where did you come up with this? You just made my whole week!

:D

Specializes in ICU.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 9, press 9, press9, press 9

Specializes in ICU.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 9, press 9, press9, press 9

I strive to do the Lord's work. Compassion and grace. So how was your day?

I strive to do the Lord's work. Compassion and grace. So how was your day?

I love it! In psych they are almost all trying to press 5 and 8. Any way I can use this in person with them? LOL

I love it! In psych they are almost all trying to press 5 and 8. Any way I can use this in person with them? LOL

If you called to ask 20 questions to your family member's Dr and not to the one on call, please hang up and dial ....

If you called to ask 20 questions to your family member's Dr and not to the one on call, please hang up and dial ....

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