This Does Not Make Sense - But happens anyway!

Nurses General Nursing

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Time for a fun thread! Share you this does not make sense but happens anyway - at your hosptial.

I'll start. At my hospital, as an RN:

I can have full access to all kinds of drugs and narcotics, but I can't have access to the extra toilet paper. If a patient runs out for some reason, i have to track down housekeeping to get another roll. I can't be trusted to access extra toilet paper. (and trust me, I have NO desire to take home your one ply, sand paper toilet paper)

I also cannot have access to the paper-towel key. So if the paper towel dispenser jams ( as it often does) I again have to track down environmental services people to open it up and fix it. Because I can't be trusted with the key.

The enviromental services people are not expected to pick up extra heavy linen bags we have to make sure we don't overload the bags - yet - as a nurse, I am expected to move pts who weight 200, 300 lbs. Much more than an over-filled linen bag. Yes, we shouldn't overfill linen bags I support that, but how come no one supports me when I say that we should not be expected to move a 300 lb pt.

If anything is broken - its my job to either a) fix it or b) find someone to fix it. This includes: TVs, heating/cooling, beds, wheelchairs, toilets, sinks, computers, chairs,telephones, the cable TV, roommates snoring, and possibly the colour of the walls in the room.

Specializes in Peds Medical Floor.
Or they know my favorite prank to play on cute doctors when they leave their drinks unattended at my station...

Or, um, other nurses lol.

Specializes in Medical.

The kitchen sends up two big containers of orange juice, one honey consistency and one nectar. That's for us and the whole hospital, and it's fantastic when you've got a renal patient with altered gag who needs meds or is hypo'ing, because orange juice is so totally the bext choice for the potassium-restricted! If we go through all the thick OJ our patients are SOL.

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