The Men's Guide to What a Woman Really Means

It's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want: You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk: I need to complain.

I'm not upset: Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Be romantic, turn out the lights: I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient: I want a new house.

I need wedding shoes: The other 40 pairs are the wrong shad of white.

Hang the picture there: NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise: I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?: I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat?: Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate: Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?: Too late, you're dead.

Do you like this recipe?: It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

I'm not yelling!: Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

Hey! You shouldn't be posting this where men can see it!

LOL! :chuckle

Heather

[Momma_Penguin]

I thought only us females were supposed to know thiese things......:) :) Laura LPN :) :)

[donmurray]

Hey, we know this stuff! proper responses are;

1) silence

2) Mmm...

3) Yes, Dear!

[tattooednurse]

don't forget about " what ever you think hun"

[micro, RN]

#1-----infinity rule for men to know about women

we may be hard to figure out, totally unpredictable, but we are always, always, always right!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ME DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

[sharann, BSN, RN]

The man ALWAYS has the last words....

"Yes dear".

[live4today, RN]

Originally posted by donmurray

Hey, we know this stuff! proper responses are;

1) silence

2) Mmm...

3) Yes, Dear!

Hello donmurray! :)

Hmmmmm! I think I've heard those three responses over and over and over and over and .... And, who said men didn't think alike??? :)

[Level2Trauma]

This may be the way it is with your husbands, however, I WEAR THE PANTS AT MY HOUSE..........................She may tell me which pair but I still wear them....