The fragrance of a woman....

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THE FRAGRANCE OF A WOMAN

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,

"Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts.......

"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

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Way to funny Jnette!

renerian:chuckle

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:roll I like a woman who is'nt afraid to have her fart heard.:chuckle

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OMG, jnette, that's frickin' hilarious! :D :rotfl:

Kacy

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Originally posted by FutureRN~Pookie

OMG, jnette, that's frickin' hilarious! :D :rotfl:

Kacy

It IS. Truly. I got this in an email right before I went to bed last night, and it took me over an hour to fall asleep after that ! My mind just kept going back to the punchline, and I'd just burst out laughing 'til the tears rolled down my cheeks ! Over and over again ! :rotfl:

One by one, I shared this funny with our little elderly female patients at dialysis today... they just totally cracked up and ROARED !!! For nearly an hour after, I'd find one here and one there, shoulders just shaking as they continued to chuckle over this one. Made their day ! :D

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