The difference between Nurses and Respiratory Therapist...

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Probaby eveyone has heard this but I thought I would give it a shot just in case

In the begining God put all the people he knew would be Respiratory Therapist & Nurses in the same room. The only problem is he didnt know which ones were which so after hours & hours of trying to figure it out he came up with a soultion.

He filled the room up to chin level full of POOP then he hauked the BIGGEST lougy right at them.

The ones that dunked under were nurses & the ones that stayed above were RT's.

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Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Last night the RT was in a pt room with me when she, meaning the pt, coughed up a big ol yellow/green thick creamy sticky phlegm wad. I cringed, the RT grinned. :chuckle

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Specializes in Critical Care, Cardiothoracics, VADs.

Ew never heard that. I'd duck though! Poo wipes off, sputum sticks.

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