Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective.
The winner gets $100!
Caption Contest Rules
To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.
A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.
Specializes in Psychiatric and Substance Abuse Nursing.
"No, I'm sorry Shirley, I can't let you go home early. JCAHO is coming next week and we need everyone on hand to get ready for their visit. I really appreciate you putting the hospital first and cooperating during this critical time for the company. Huh...what's that? Are you upset, or are you just aspirating?"
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Sorry sir but we are a level 1 trauma hospital, not a car wash.