10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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Participate in our new Caption Contest!

Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective.

The winner gets $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Don't forget to click LIKE. :D

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 10th Nursing Caption Contest

Sorry sir but we are a level 1 trauma hospital, not a car wash.

Well, better out than in.

"Mrs. Doe, can you please go back to your room now? You're making a mess in the hallway."

So what brings you to the hospital today?

"And which patient are you here to see?"

I'm sorry mam but visiting hours are over.

Have you traveled outside of the country recently?

I forgot to warn you ... the baby in room 5 has hypertrophic pyloric stenosis

I knew it was gastro and not cardiac - I am the best. Sort yourself out nurse - need to look nice on the ward.

Specializes in Psychiatric and Substance Abuse Nursing.

"No, I'm sorry Shirley, I can't let you go home early. JCAHO is coming next week and we need everyone on hand to get ready for their visit. I really appreciate you putting the hospital first and cooperating during this critical time for the company. Huh...what's that? Are you upset, or are you just aspirating?"

Specializes in Psychiatric and Substance Abuse Nursing.

"The problem we have around here, Shirley, is too many negative nurses. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get any in your hair."

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