Stupid things that nurses say

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I'm going to pick on myself for a moment. I have to admit that sometimes I blurt things out without truly thinking about it. Today I said something ( without thinking) to a patient that was purely stupid.

Long story short: My patient had to drink a medication that did not taste so good. She had to drink a whole cup and the only thing I could do to make it bearable was to add a little ice.

Patient: "This taste horrible"

Me: "Just imagine it is a magarita on the rocks";)

Patients' husband: " That is not a good idea, since we are both recovering alcoholics"

Me: " Oh you are right...bad idea, never mind.:o( then I proceed to use more therapeutic interventions)

Needless to say I learned my lesson, never assume anything.:nono:

I now except my award for blurting out the most stupid thing ever!

:thankya:

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Yeah! I've heard that tune before!

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Well there's an earworm that will be wiggling in my head all day.

My favorite came from a well meaning doctor... patient was about to be tubed and was scared so the doctor said "don't worry we'll put you down before hand" to which the patient panicked thinking of how a dog gets put down!

Sorry wrong board

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