Student nurse - joke

[JentheRN05, RN]

Student Nurse

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still

heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical

procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial

sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my

testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,

Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles

black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry

about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his

gown, holds his member in one hand and his testicles in

the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's

nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and

says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but... listen very, very closely.....

..

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

[Larry77, RN]

Just have to say I was literally laughing out loud when I read this, had to explain to the wife what I was reading...(she liked it too)

Thanks for the laugh!!!!

[tx2007, RN]

Student Nurse

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still

heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical

procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial

sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my

testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,

Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles

black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry

about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his

gown, holds his member in one hand and his testicles in

the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's

nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and

says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but... listen very, very closely.....

..

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Thansk for the laugh!!!

[GrnHonu99, RN]

lmao....thats something i would do!