Some Jokes...

Nurses Humor

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Nurse 1: Hey, why do you have a thermometer on your year?

Nurse 2: Oh my, which ass did I put my pen into?

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In the mental institution, one of the patients is singing while

in bed (in supine position). Later on, the patient turned into

prone. The nurse asked, "Why did you turn?" The patient

replied, "Are you nuts? It's side B already!"

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Hope I find more

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What's the difference between psych nurses and psych patients???

The patients get better : )

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very funny!!! keep em comin'!

:chuckle

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ok heres a couple, i could not resist: probably been heard before though,

1. *did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?

*it took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work anymore!!!

2. *Doctor: what is the status of the boy who swallowed 8 quarters?

*Nurse: No change yet...

hardy har har har, right!!??

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral one?

the taste

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:lol_hitti those are great!

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Specializes in Mental Health.
What's the difference between psych nurses and psych patients???

The patients get better : )

The real difference is that WE get paid...

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What is the meaning of NURSES?

N = aughty sometimes

U = npredictable

R = omantic w/

S = ense of humor

E = xtraordinary &

S = exy all the way

:nuke: SMILE!!!

:lol2: lots of love!!!

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What's the difference between a nun and a nurse?

A nun is required to worship only one God!

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Specializes in School nurse, primary care.

What is the difference between god and a surgeon?

God doesn't take himself for a surgeon...

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