Seniors' Texting

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I got this from a post by Poi Dog.....(gotta give credit where due :D....not sure where she got it- coulda made it up ?? She's pretty funny :))

Highjacked from a thread...

WHY SENIORS DON'T TEXT

ATD-- At the doctor's

BTW-- Bring the wheelchair

BYOT-- Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM-- Covered by Medicare

CUATSC-- See You At the Senior Center

DWI-- Driving While Incontinent

FWB-- Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW-- Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL-- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA-- Got Heartburn Again

IMHO-- Is My Hearing Aid On?

LMDO-- Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL-- Living on Lipitor

LWO-- Lawrence Welk's On

SGGP-- Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL-- Talk to You Louder

WAITT-- Who Am I Talking To

WTFA-- Wet the Furniture Again

WATP-- Where Are the Prunes

WWNO-- Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI-- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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cute, very cute.

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oh my God this is hilarious!

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Lol! nice.

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Poi. Poi, Poi, where do u get these things?

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Poi. Poi, Poi, where do u get these things?

I have super surfing skills ;)

:smokin:

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