Complaint of the day - page 2

"i'm here 'cuz t****** bit me on the butt." no, really! this is one of the kids i have had today! have a great one! s :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:... Read More

  1. by   NurseLoveJoy88
    Quote from valeriecathleen
    I am a sub and last week FOUR third grade girls all came in together and the spokesperson for the group told me they were here because "all our feet hurt". The teacher must have been a sub. Who on earth would let a herd of girls out of class because their feet hurt??????????

    When they all started giggling I told them it was "Time to go back to class ladies.....".
    I'm also a little suspicous when they come in groups and are having a social event in the HR.
  2. by   SchoolNurseBSN
    Quote from kimbernurse
    3 second grade girls, all from the same class, all wet their pants at exactly the same time. Couldn't contact anyone to bring new clothes for any of them. All 3 went back to class with wet pants after I cought one in the bathroom splashing her crotch with water from the sink. Argh Was not in the mood to be used as an excuse to get out of class that day.
    Ha! Ha! I am absolutely livid when a teacher sends me an entire group. Please, you are a teacher....don't you know when you are getting played?

    I just had a student come in 5 minutes after the tardy bell "i am so sick." Same girl I saw a few minutes earlier laughing in the hallway. I sent her to get a tardy! Honey, I have been doing this 3 years - do you think you are the first to try to use me to avoid a tardy? Better luck next time!
  3. by   Purple_Scrubs
    Or the ones that you see running around playing then suddenly develop a limp when they get into your office? Do they not see the little window next to my desk? Do they not know I can see out of it?