Random Lice talk!!!

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My good ol friend mister louse showed up on a kiddo today. Policy followed. Call, send home. No problem!!

Then THE CALL!!!!

"Umm, mam I am so and so step father and I don't see anything but dandruff in her hair."

-Sir, I located more than one live louse on her head.

"Well I have looked and I didn't see anything. I know what I am looking for I am a medical professional!!!" I am a nurse!

-Well sir, SO am I and I know that she has lice. I will be happy to check her in the morning before school. Thank you!

CLICK!!(by him)

Just another day when I pulled my louse jar out and sprinkled them across some lucky random kids head.!!!! :up:

Specializes in Prior Auth, SNF, HH, Peds Off., School Health, LTC.
My good ol friend mister louse showed up on a kiddo today. Policy followed. Call, send home. No problem!!

Then THE CALL!!!!

"Umm, mam I am so and so step father and I don't see anything but dandruff in her hair."

-Sir, I located more than one live louse on her head.

"Well I have looked and I didn't see anything. I know what I am looking for I am a medical professional!!!" I am a nurse!

-Well sir, SO am I and I know that she has lice. I will be happy to check her in the morning before school. Thank you!

CLICK!!(by him)

Just another day when I pulled my louse jar out and sprinkled them across some lucky random kids head.!!!! :up:

Ya know.... if it's my kid, I'm not gonna dig thru their hair trying to prove they *don't* have lice.... I'm just gonna break out the Rid, or Nix, or whatever and take care of business. (That is if I was able to stop scratching my own head :down:)

As a matter of fact, for the first few years my kids were in school, I would make sure I had box of the lice treatment on hand, just in case.... I stopped worrying about it when I found out that in my district, if a child is sent home with lice, a package of lice treatment gets sent home with them.

By some miracle, none of my kids ended up getting them. When you consider that between them there's 56 :eek: cumulative school years (4 kids x 14 yrs of school each[prek- 12]) I think that's really something!

Specializes in school nurse.
Better yet, put it in a baggy, so the parent can see it crawling around! :eek:

Or, FaceTime or LiveStream the search. Then they can observe the louse in it's natural habitat... :yuck:

Specializes in Addictions, psych, corrections, transfers.

Oh this brings me back to when the school nurse taped the offender with clear tape on a note for my parents. It was so embarrassing but now I know why they did it.

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