"Son, they executed you"

Published

True story, and it happened to me, I swear!

Back in '91 when I busted up my leg and ankle dunking off a picnic table (that may sound pretty dumb but it wasn't the table I got hurt on, it was the freak offbalance crash landing, had tried to hang on the rim with my fingernails. Didn't work), I got a 25 mile ambulance ride down to the Hospital in AR. The rest, as they say is history. Leg and ankle broken in 5 places all told, ORIF the next morning, they kept me 3 extra days b/c my blood pressure had jumped up during surgery and they couldn't figure out a reason for it. Did a renal scan and cystoscopy, both inconclusive, sent me home with a couple meds. Turned out all it was, was they just kept making me madder b/c they kept telling me I couldn't go home just yet. Well anyways.

Some months later, I got the itemized hospital bill and read through it. Fascinating documents, itemized bills. Stryker cordless drill, $31.....general surgery, major, $2731.45....and so on. Lots of pain injections and meds. But two entries stood out. Tuesday morning, two injections, sodium pentothal 500mg. That sounds like an awful lot. Hmm.....but I got hurt on Sunday evening and had my operation Monday morning. It took them quite a bit of gas before I went under, but I definitely don't recall them doing anything of note Tuesday morning, and I certainly was awake and alert all day :rotfl:

I showed it to a friend of mine in college and he quipped "Son, they executed you.......and you never knew it!"

So do tell me, have I used up one of my nine lives or not? I'd bet on a billing department typo or some error, but can anyone tell me if I might actually have received those injections (I found the anesthesia they gassed me with separately, so I don't think it was used for the surgery or any other procedure). Inquiring minds wanna know :chuckle

Tom

firstly, sorry to hear of your execution ;-) *lol*

i just wanted to note (aloud of course :rolleyes: ) that i'm actually shocked at the fact that they sent you an itemized bill! i live in ontario and we have provinical health care that we never see the bills for...i'm just shocked that you get such a detailed bill after a stay in a hosptial there *lol*

i guess that really brings meaning to "informed care" no? :rotfl:

so did you ever call them to find out what the mistake was? ;-)

Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

This reminds me of my experience with my second C/S. The anesthesiologist gave me a spinal and I was awake through the whole surgery, chatting with the anesth. about this and that. When I got the bill, it listed sodium pentothal as one fo the drugs used. I called his office and explained that I had not received the drug. The bookkeeper, who it turned out was also his wife, insisted that "Doctor always gives pentothal" When I found out that the billing was for the time elapsed and the drugs used weren't part of the bill I let the matter drop. She was not going to be convinced that "doctor" did anything different from his usual practice.

firstly, sorry to hear of your execution ;-) *lol*

i just wanted to note (aloud of course :rolleyes: ) that i'm actually shocked at the fact that they sent you an itemized bill! i live in ontario and we have provinical health care that we never see the bills for...i'm just shocked that you get such a detailed bill after a stay in a hosptial there *lol*

i guess that really brings meaning to "informed care" no? :rotfl:

so did you ever call them to find out what the mistake was? ;-)

the amount of detail in the bill must depend on the hospital. my bills listed the procedures only. in order to find out what drugs i had been given, and the results of my lab tests, i had to request and pay for copies of my complete medical records ($30). despite hipaa, the medical records office is obviously not used to having patients request their records. i was told that most patients just request a summary, and that my request could be expensive. it was the realization that when i fill a prescription, i am given the drug name, dosage, and information pamphlet without asking that made me insist upon every record that i was entitled to under law.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Since our hospital has transferred to computer charting, we're not able to get our medical records locally. They're sent to a secure center. Upon your request for your records, they send you a bill. You have to pay the bill before they send you the records. The written reports are now very abbreviated, and general, with a notation at the bottom of the report that instructs the individual to destroy the them after they are read.:rolleyes: Needless to say, I do not send for mine any longer. I get more info from my Medicare statement.

+ Join the Discussion