Psychatric Christmas Songs

[HarryPotter]

Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We three queens disoriented are..

Amnesia: I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas...

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing about me...

Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...

Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me...

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire...

Personality Disorder: You'd better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why...

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...

Agoraphobia: I heard the blls on Christmas Day, but wouldn't leave my house...

Autistic: Jingle Bell Rock and rock and rock and rock...

Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe...

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, so I burned down the house...

Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, while I sit here and hyperventilate...

[Bjo]

:chuckle i've heard these many times before, but they still make me laugh. they are so realistic. whoever came up with the revisions had to work in psych!!

[Skili]

It's the first time I saw this. As a compasionate psych nurse, I thought," What a Meanie"...Then-Hee, hee hee, Ha, ha, ha,...The heck with compassion,I'm going carolling...

[Murt]

specially like the manic one :rotfl:

[Bjo]

I'm a compassionate psych nurse, too. But there are days when every one of those christmas carols runs through my head!

[Ms.RN]

oh my goodness. this is just too funny. i laughted my *** off.:roll:roll :roll

[Ms.RN]

oh my goodness. this is just too funny. i laughted my *** off.:roll:roll :roll