Psych jokes...you'll understand when you read it.

If you're haven't done your psych nursing clinical yet, you just won't get this. I laughed SO HARD when I read this- I thought it was FREAKING HILARIOUS. So there you go. I'm warped.

Patient to Psych Nurse: I'm really depressed.

Psych Nurse: You are depressed.

Patient: Nothing is going well.

Psych Nurse: Nothing well.

Patient: I feel like killing myself.

Psych Nurse: You're thinking of killing yourself.

Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it now.

Psych Nurse: You want to do it now.

Patient: (Jumps out window)

Psych Nurse: Woosh. Splat.

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Oh, but I DO get it !!! Yup.

Edited to add:

A little "rephrasing" goes a looooooooooooooooooooong way !

[renerian, BSN, RN]

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

renerian

[Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN]

Yep, got it. . . . very funny. :chuckle

steph