Psych'll understand when you read it.

Nurses Humor


If you're haven't done your psych nursing clinical yet, you just won't get this. I laughed SO HARD when I read this- I thought it was FREAKING HILARIOUS. So there you go. I'm warped.

Patient to Psych Nurse: I'm really depressed.

Psych Nurse: You are depressed.

Patient: Nothing is going well.

Psych Nurse: Nothing well.

Patient: I feel like killing myself.

Psych Nurse: You're thinking of killing yourself.

Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it now.

Psych Nurse: You want to do it now.

Patient: (Jumps out window)

Psych Nurse: Woosh. Splat.

jnette, ASN, EMT-I

4,388 Posts

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Oh, but I DO get it !!! Yup.

Edited to add:

A little "rephrasing" goes a looooooooooooooooooooong way ! :rolleyes:

renerian, BSN, RN

5,693 Posts

Specializes in MS Home Health.

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle


allnurses Guide

Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN

11,302 Posts

Yep, got it. . . . very funny. :chuckle


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