Published Sep 16, 2003
If you're haven't done your psych nursing clinical yet, you just won't get this. I laughed SO HARD when I read this- I thought it was FREAKING HILARIOUS. So there you go. I'm warped.
Patient to Psych Nurse: I'm really depressed.
Psych Nurse: You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going well.
Psych Nurse: Nothing well.
Patient: I feel like killing myself.
Psych Nurse: You're thinking of killing yourself.
Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it now.
Psych Nurse: You want to do it now.
Patient: (Jumps out window)
Psych Nurse: Woosh. Splat.
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
Oh, but I DO get it !!! Yup.
Edited to add:
A little "rephrasing" goes a looooooooooooooooooooong way !
renerian, BSN, RN
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN
Yep, got it. . . . very funny. :chuckle
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