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  1. MrNurse(x2)

    Do you remove ticks?

    The tick was not fully embedded and probably wasn't in her blood vessel, that is the time to remove it to reduce disease transmission. You probably would have seen the smallest of epidermal tissue at...
  2. MrNurse(x2)

    C'Mon Now!

    I am constantly observing my FF after a status dramaticus so I don't miss it. I do not want the parent to be upset with me because I missed something after I see their child lying to me 100 times this...
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    NOT MY PROBLEM

    We are small enough the lie wouldn't last. We would find
  4. MrNurse(x2)

    My ENTIRE 4th Grade Class....

    This is THE post of the
  5. MrNurse(x2)

    My ENTIRE 4th Grade Class....

    I am so trying to recollect the movie that had the pie eating contest with the puking chain reaction. I was laughing uncontrollably at this. My wife isn't picking up and she is the only one who would...
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    Common Cold

    Now that is what I am talking
  7. MrNurse(x2)

    NOT MY PROBLEM

    We only allow one vacation per year, any more is unexcused. Our public system demands proof of educational value or it is
  8. MrNurse(x2)

    OK, I assumed . . .

    Yeah, tried to do that with a horrible road rash to the face. I texted a picture with explanation and all she saw was the rash and she saw an allergic reaction. Mom was ticked that I texted without...
  9. MrNurse(x2)

    This happened today

    Just because I am sitting here ROFL, I had to share. I was watching my son at a play rehearsal and he turned to sneeze and sneezed right into the face of the school's biggest germaphobe. The scream...
  10. Maryland states nurses are not to sleep in their nurse practice act. Most hospitals in our area are kind and don't report it to the board, but you could, in theory, jeopardize your license. I worked...
  11. You work acute care, you will not fix their addiction, which probably stems from her psychological pain more than physical, hence the self harming. Medicating addicts does the same physiological good...
  12. MrNurse(x2)

    Common Cold

    You could police this while doing your lice hunts. Multitask. So want Davey Do to illustrate
  13. MrNurse(x2)

    Night shift schedule?

    Have worked night shift for three decades. I look ten to fifteen years younger and always win at the carnivals for guess your age. I eat dinner before work, snack around 10 and lunch at 2-3. I stop...
  14. MrNurse(x2)

    What languages do you speak?

    I hate this attitude, I can only kind of do German, but most people that have this prejudice can only speak one language. I give a lot of
  15. MrNurse(x2)

    Common Cold

    They being the
  16. MrNurse(x2)

    Start your day with a good reaming out!

    ... and I bet they had an empty health form sent in
  17. MrNurse(x2)

    OK, I assumed . . .

    Our school requires clearance from MD, no note, no
  18. MrNurse(x2)

    That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    You doing alright? Haven't seen you posting as often and you missing Fetch
  19. MrNurse(x2)

    No subs and I'm sick!

    My wife subs for me, but if we both have to be out, the Asst. Principal takes care of my T1D and meds and the teachers revert to old days pre-nurse. Love my staff, flexibility is their strong
  20. MrNurse(x2)

    This happened today

    That is hilariously awful. Thanks for
  21. MrNurse(x2)

    OK, I assumed . . .

    Most were symptomatic enough. I know there is more awareness now, but it really seems more
  22. MrNurse(x2)

    Should drug diverters be prosecuted?

    Call your BON, they told me that most states operate this
  23. MrNurse(x2)

    OK, I assumed . . .

    ^^^THIS^^^ This is the number one eye opener becoming a school nurse. I have more documented concussions in a 125 student school in 2 years than I heard about in 16 years of school (K- College). Egg...
  24. MrNurse(x2)

    Should drug diverters be prosecuted?

    Healthcare workers are in a unique environment where they are constantly around opioids and yet can not be prescribed them, lest they be found out by the BON and be reprimanded. Those who may have...
  25. MrNurse(x2)

    Suboxone treatment

    I believe your "story" will be taken from here and sent to nursing schools across the country. Almost every rule that nurses follow to protect their license you violated. I suggest counseling...