My very angry patient ripping her non rebreather mask off and yelling "I don't know why you guys are saying I cant breathe! I didn't have COVID 19 until I came here." As she is sitting in the 70s and getting increasingly short of breath.
Nurse: "umm what's going on here doctor?"
Doctor: "He fell off a ladder while painting his house and thinks he may have broken his ankle."
Nurse: "So what's with the machete?"
Doctor: "How else was he supposed to open the paint cans?"
My confused elderly patient was sitting by the nurses station and had grabbed a tv remote and started playing with it. I just let her have it because it was broken anyways and she wasnt hurting anything. After about 5 minutes she looked at me while h...