Nurse "Earl, you don't have any pants on!" Pt "Judy, it takes me 10 minutes to get my shirt on and by then I've forgotten where I put my pants, and I walked around my room 20 times looking for...
Assplosion - when your go to change your patients diaper and they shoot out liquid poop and it hits the back of the isolate with such force it looks like the cafeteria after a sloppy joe food fight....
1. Document, document, document! 2. Be kind to your coworkers, bosses, and patients... A good attitude can make all the difference in your day. 3. Admit your weakness and don't be afraid to ask for...