Cletus

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1. Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

   Cletus replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

   Strong Medicine does also. Did anyone not catch that it was another intern that started the syphillis

2. Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

   Cletus replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

   Okay people first of all I see your points but keep in mind it is a television show! Not reality tv. Have you seen Desperate Housewives? How many housewives do you know like that?

3. Your least favorite patient.

   Cletus replied to errn7's topic in Emergency

   The ones that weigh 400+ lbs and are helpless, would someone please tell me who is shoveling the food to them? We had one in our ICU with a 5lb bag of M&M's hid in a fat crease. (And the doc...

4. When circ's go bad...

   Cletus replied to newgrad2005's topic in Ob/Gyn

   Okay I work Ob/GYN peds newborn nsy and L&d I have never seen a circ go bad A little bleeding that gel foam fixes maybe. We have a couple of docs that hate to do them so they try to talk the...

5. 5 worse things a patient can do ...

   Cletus replied to Witheney's topic in General Nursing

   1. Rude pts or family members 2. pt's who insist on going to smoke while on narcotics 3. throwing of any body fluid 4. women who deliver drug + babies 5. pt's who refuse all treatment (why are you...

6. Tattoos

   Cletus replied to Cubby's topic in Nursing Humor

   had a 14y/o come in to deliver a baby with a homemade tatto above her pubic area with a arrow pointing down that said "just at it" attneding nurse said he must not have been literate or we wouldn't be...

7. Marijuana and Breast Feeding ????

   Cletus replied to Lela RN's topic in General Nursing

   In Oklahoma when we have a MJ + baby it is not grounds for removal from the home. The peds do not allow them to breastfeed. ETOH, meth, coke, etc are removed from the home. DHS is notified of the...

8. Funniest thing the nurse FORGOT to tell you in report

   Cletus replied to Rapheal's topic in General Nursing

   As a new Rn on orientation I was sent to get vitals on a expired patient. The Rn who sent me said "Guess you couldn't get them huh" I wanted to make her

9. Any regs on what adults can be on peds unit?

   Cletus replied to SdnRN's topic in Pediatric

   We are no longer able to accept adult pts on our peds unit that have MRSA or VRE. A peds pt that was only a few days ols accuirred one of these

10. Do you miss lunch or dinner breaks routinely?

    Cletus replied to Brian's topic in General Nursing

    For a 3 year period I worked night shift If you didn't pack a lunch to eat as you walked down the hall while taking care of pts you most likely were not going to eat. The hospital cafeteria is only...

11. What Freaks You Out?

    Cletus replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    Okay guys I'm an OB/Gyn 7 peds nurse with past experience in geriatrics. old people pee, poop, 7 Sputum are gross but have you ever done a vag exam and came out with a hand full of cottage cheese as a...