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Strong Medicine does also. Did anyone not catch that it was another intern that started the syphillis epidemic?

Okay people first of all I see your points but keep in mind it is a television show! Not reality tv. Have you seen Desperate Housewives? How many housewives do you know like that? :rotfl:

The ones that weigh 400+ lbs and are helpless, would someone please tell me who is shoveling the food to them? We had one in our ICU with a 5lb bag of M&M's hid in a fat crease. (And the doc couldn't figure out why her blood sugar was going up!)

Okay I work Ob/GYN peds newborn nsy and L&d I have never seen a circ go bad A little bleeding that gel foam fixes maybe. We have a couple of docs that hate to do them so they try to talk the mother out of it. I have two half brothers 14 years my ...

My greatgrandma Clara named her girls: Alveretta,Cleathel, Pochantas boys: RJ & Jr, I just happen to be named after my Granny Cleathel! Had great Aunts on the other side named Ora, Gussie, Ula & Zula! My sons are Elric Bane & Mylo Raven

Ocean Bay Breeze or how about the little girl we had on peds named Real (pronounced Ariel) McCoy stupid parents didn't even get it when someone called her the real mccoy!

Taking an iv out of a 2year old when she reached for my hand (thought she was going to bite me) she kissed my hand and said thank you. Was asked by a 5y/o if I was working the next days when told no she hugged me and cried. The supreme compliment was...

1. Rude pts or family members 2. pt's who insist on going to smoke while on narcotics 3. throwing of any body fluid 4. women who deliver drug + babies 5. pt's who refuse all treatment (why are you here wasting our time?) not in any particulair order

Gay or Straight should not even be an issue, are you qualified to do the job and do it well with compassion for your pt's.

had a 14y/o come in to deliver a baby with a homemade tatto above her pubic area with a arrow pointing down that said "just at it" attneding nurse said he must not have been literate or we wouldn't be here today!

In Oklahoma when we have a MJ + baby it is not grounds for removal from the home. The peds do not allow them to breastfeed. ETOH, meth, coke, etc are removed from the home. DHS is notified of the situation with the MJ + babies, the parents are so sup...

As a new Rn on orientation I was sent to get vitals on a expired patient. The Rn who sent me said "Guess you couldn't get them huh" I wanted to make her expire

streamlined you must be male

hey not all of use can wear unploished nails if i did wouldhave bloody cracked nubs have to wear nail strength protection due to all the handwashing. severely damages my nails and greater risk for infection. However i only wear clear at work

I know a midwife named Peach and yes it is her given name!

Yuck Cristi don't kiss those small hands haven't you seen where they come from!?!?!?

oh Give me a break not picking on the black population just stating very common names in my area for them not weird

Aja very common name among the black population were I live their newest is Ashanti after a rap singer

Forgot about a kiddo we had on peds mother had scalded her buttocks are you ready her name was Rosie Arce

We are no longer able to accept adult pts on our peds unit that have MRSA or VRE. A peds pt that was only a few days ols accuirred one of these infections.

I have seen Ocean Bay, Arayh Sunshine and Cochtacoochie (mom couldn't even pronounce it called him little wolf)

I have worked in the Maternal Child department for 3 years and would love to swap stories with you [email protected]

Don't know if this helps but at are hospital tucks are automatically given to any woman who has devliered a infant regardless or route. We treat with ice the first 24 hours then hot sitz baths. One group of docs prefer dermaplast and the other epifoa...

For a 3 year period I worked night shift If you didn't pack a lunch to eat as you walked down the hall while taking care of pts you most likely were not going to eat. The hospital cafeteria is only open for two hours at night. If you were busy duri...

Okay guys I'm an OB/Gyn 7 peds nurse with past experience in geriatrics. old people pee, poop, 7 Sputum are gross but have you ever done a vag exam and came out with a hand full of cottage cheese as a prize???? Or how about rotovirus in a kid's poop....