Brownms46

Brownms46

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  1. Internet Withdrawal

    Brownms46 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down... 1. Dial 911 immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see...

  2. Perfect Couple

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    YOU got that right!!! First car was a red with black interior 65 mustang!!!YEAAAA! Then dumb nothing me sold

  3. Parent Definitions

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    My fav is "IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. "

  4. Proxy Father

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl:

  5. Nursing in Arizona

    Brownms46 replied to Rocknurse's topic in Arizona Nursing

    YESSSS Trader Joe's!!! Forgot about

  6. Nursing in Arizona

    Brownms46 replied to Rocknurse's topic in Arizona Nursing

    You're welcome Rocknurse, and I agree about IKEA! Also if you decide to check out Scottsdale to live, I used to live near downtown Scottsdale. The apts were expensive though, but they were really...

  7. Preceptor Problems... HELP!

    Brownms46 replied to CallaRN's topic in NICU, Neonatal

    Ditto on everythng NicuGal said! Just one other thing I thought of. Do not alienate this nurse. Be warm, and polite everytime you speak to her. This may not be the case in this unit, but I have...

  8. Perfect Couple

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: Just like a

  9. Cursing Ourselves

    Brownms46 replied to ainz's topic in General Nursing

    I don't agree that nurses have no power! I will say that they don't use it effectively! And you do need more than a positive attitude, you need to know how to defend yourself, and how to work...

  10. One Voice

    Brownms46 replied to norinradd's topic in General Nursing

    norinradd, would that we could. Nice thought

  11. Internet Withdrawal

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks clm18 I liked the one about call 911...and I resemble these:chuckle! 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there's something else to do? 5....

  12. Perfect Couple

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    So did I :rotfl:

  13. Updated Employee Handbook

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    The bathroom one got

  14. Updated Employee Handbook

    Brownms46 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are...

  15. Internet Withdrawal

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    You're welcome

  16. Nursing in Arizona

    Brownms46 replied to Rocknurse's topic in Arizona Nursing

    No IKEA in AZ, sorry, but you can order online, and ebay has IKEA stuff:)

  17. 21 Quotes

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks

  18. 21 Quotes

    Brownms46 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with. 2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home. 3....

  19. Telemarketer Fun

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle thanks

  20. Parent Definitions

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :roll I can see it

  21. Nursing in Arizona

    Brownms46 replied to Rocknurse's topic in Arizona Nursing

    I must have come to PHX during an particularly unusual time, because I thought last summer was as humid as heck! Dry heat my underarms:chuckle! Go outside at 2 or 3am, and you feel like there is a...

  22. Birthday Gift

    Brownms46 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants,...

  23. Birthday Gift

    Brownms46 replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

  24. Gates Gets Punishment

    Brownms46 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send...

  25. Hollywood Squares

    Brownms46 replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor