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  1. ER Wishlist Items!

    Zyprexa or Geodon
  2. TAXI DISCHARGES

    Kiss of death once everybody knows you give out vouchers. Check in at triage for toe pain and ask for a voucher prior to being
  3. MICN Certification in Los Angeles County

    18 year MICN here. Not possible unless you are sponsored by a base hospital or the EMS agency. Your application will state this. Best advice is to work at 1 of the 20+
  4. Common things in ER

    Sin casa syndrome very popular especially when cold or
  5. The two worst places to be a nurse

    Any SNF, any maximum security mental health
  6. Cyclical vomiting syndrome

    Cyclic vomiting- synonymous with
  7. Rules for Triage

    My official rule is when you are a triage level 4 or 5, each time you come to ask me about the wait I add 1 hour. After the 4th trip it becomes "I don't know." I work in an ER seeing 300+ patients a...
  8. Rules for Triage

    Status
  9. Rules for Triage

    I will automatically discredit you when you are texting or on your ipad and telling me this is the worst pain
  10. Rules for Triage

    I refer them to the "concierge" when they ask for that. It is not the Ritz, but it truly does cost
  11. This is a legal statement deluxe. The Hospital's Lawyer is in panic mode because that is one helluva Workman's Comp case. They are trying to get out of it, quite
  12. Common nicknames for hospital items.

    Jackson
  13. My PT called 911

    2 more status enebriatus for etohers Status tweakalotus for the meth
  14. Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    Old timers disease in lieu of Alzheimer's. Peanut butter balls in regards to a popular
  15. Robin Williams RIP: Coping Mechanism?

    RIP Robin Williams. Truly gifted and you will be missed. Favorite lines "Seize the day, gather ye rosebuds while ye may" Dead Poets Society. With his Psychiatrist beside him "You can't leave here,...
  16. Drug Seekers

    Hypohydromorphonemia is our favorite
  17. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen as a nurse?

    Pa's taking care of ICU and sick kids in our ER. Should never
  18. B52 cocktail

    How about straight Geodon or Zyprexa? Quite
  19. Do Nurses Get Traffic Tickets?

    In California the CHP will ticket their own parents. Local agencies can be a bit more lenient especially if you work Er. As previously mentioned don't count on
  20. Capnography help

    We send people home after IV narcotics with great regularity. Capnography is a bit of overkill. Only for intubation and conscious
  21. Things they don't tell you in nursing school

    Never under any circumstance remove a drunk or homeless persons
  22. What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    Lemonjelllo and Orangejello
  23. Theme song to your Nursing career?

    Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day-
  24. Had a roach fall out of the cealing..

    Spell check. What is a