Windchaser22

Windchaser22

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  1. Too young to do school nursing?

    Ditto what dude said. Additionally, school nursing is a specialty field of nursing. Try subbing first if you are interested in changing yours. Like all specialties check if additional credentials are...
  2. Medications and renewals

    If they have a known condition and don't bring any meds or orders the next year, I send a follow up. If I hear the grass growing I send another informing them that the child will not go on any field...
  3. Malpractice Insurance: Do you carry your own?

    NSO. I'm in the teachers union but i want my own back
  4. Peanut butter

    Typical. Reaffirms that most of the time I apparently talk only to myself or am speaking a language no one understands. At this point in the year you either laugh or cry. Reset for next
  5. School Nurse Haiku

    Teachers take days off No cover ever for me A school nurses
  6. So fevers don't count on field day

    What is your district
  7. Am I being a jerk

    A turd memed pillow is funny. What they did to you is not. I think you need to borrow OldDudes
  8. Do you ever do nothing for your student?

    I had a student with recent knee stitches removed. Wound site looked perfect. He was complaining about itching. Taught natural wound healing process with kid friendly pictures. He was still mad that I...
  9. Common words use by school nurse

    All of these plus: all bleeding stops eventually, you have a sub today right? Go back and get a pass. You hurt your (insert body part) 4 days ago over the weekend and want ice now? Go back to class...
  10. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    So today I had a student vomit all over the hallway and the teacher that witnessed it got mad that I didn't come running. Did I mention that no one called me? My magic 8 ball must be broke. Then she...
  11. dumb staff

    Put a sign up, LOCK the door and pull the
  12. Certification and eduction requirements

    Im in Jersey too. Note that the legislature passed a law today reinstating previous more rigorous requirements. 30 credits post baccalaureate plus clinical time for the instructional cert and 21 plus...
  13. Certification and eduction requirements

    It really depends on your state statutes. Definitely sub to see if you would like it. In my state you can sub as an ADN RN but not work full time unless you have a bachelors and certification from the...
  14. Got the job!!!

    Congrats!!
  15. I swear my kids are the nosiest...

    Best answer came from my 9 YO student last year who simply told the other students in the room "I have diabetes, my body doesn't make something yours does. That's all". Kids were satisfied and I was...
  16. "the nurse"

    When I'm feeling especially passive aggressive and sick of being a title I respond to staff questions with their title, teacher, counselor etc. Mostly it just confuses them and the sarcasm is lost....
  17. How many students have IHPs?

  18. Glucometer preference?

    I have a backup one touch. Each of my T1's has their own supplies and carry a go bag that has an extra meter in it so mine is really redundant. I'd never check a BG without an
  19. Pet Peeve Friday

    When I am trying to eat in my locked office and the main office calls and says "are you at lunch?" Because yea I haven't tried to take an uninterrupted lunch at the same time everyday for the past 7...
  20. Would you call an ambulance?

    So do these people who say you have poor medical judgement have medical
  21. How many kids do you see in a day?

    400+ PK-4. Including 4 T1DM and other daily meds, 65 visits/day. No help. This is better than in the past though. Working with new supportive admin. I chart everything then run stats to make changes....
  22. Funny thing that happened just now.

    I had one drop their tooth behind my cot that is up against a wall wedged between carts and cabinets. Little guy was so upset. We moved everything and finally found it. Not an easy task. Teeny white...
  23. Drama Momma

    Irritating. We are employed by school districts to take care of kids during the school day and that's all. Conversely, it's equally irritating when a child breaks something on a Saturday and the...
  24. Teachers who frequently check their temperatures

    I only check a BP if a teacher with known issue asks or if it's an emergency. I don't even pour out Tylenol for the adults. I'm not creating a nurse patient relationship with staff unless it's an...
  25. The "Best" Nurse Pass Notes

    Just today..."student sneezed." Clearly she had the plague. Come on spring