I always remember this comment by Pam of the MTV's The Real World San Fancisco cast (oh, shut up. I haven't watched MTV in years now): "People are referred to as Asians. Inanimate objects, like rugs...
Phantom, I sympathize with your feeling that you are "not a 'real' nurse"--as a former ICU nurse I've struggled occasionally with those feelings myself since leaving the hospital 7 years ago, and...
I am one of those chronically late people, too. However...I never was while working in a hospital. The reason? Sign-up for pt assignments was first-come, first-serve. Having an extra 20 minutes of...
Zee, you might be describing an article in Maxim magazine last month written by a mid-30s - 40-something guy with the same hx. I believe his priapism was due to Viagra. He was admitted for 2 - 3 days...
Seniority should NEVER be the sole determinant for getting a job. In fact, it should only be considered if all other factors are equal. Clearly, that was not the case here. I hire for a nursing...
I used to dress fairly nicely to go to work in the ICU, even though I had to change into scrubs before starting my shift. Part of the reason was that, in order to get to the locker room, you had to...
catlady, I think your experience is accurate around the country. The AHA has a regional office here but all the teaching is done through CTCs, or community training centers. These are basically...
Stargazer replied to john privett's topic in Nursing Humor
Forget coffee. Nothing beats the early-morning rush of walking into your post-op CABG patient's room to find him pushing buttons and turning dials on the control box attached to his internal temporary...
Stargazer replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor
Bwah ha ha ha! I love that one. I have a few of these....
In doing a routine progress note one AM, the very tired intern put the date as being some 12 year prior to the actual one. The...
Stargazer replied to sharann's topic in Nursing Humor
Another incentive spirometer story: a bunch of us had a good laugh one day when a veteran nurse was heard urging her hard-of-hearing patient behind the curtain, "Come on, Harry--get it up for me one...
Dear Gail, I am sorry that your husband, despite his impressive post-graduate education and career, is clearly a maladjusted, insanely possessive, irrationally jealous individual with low self-esteem...
I'm sorry, Susy, but...HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA! "Dinner with the nurse executives"? What a prize! Maybe if you could have an obscenely expensive meal, get all liquored up, and then tell them exactly what...
Susy, reread the first part of Brownie's post above and then contact your state nursing board immediately. In hindsight, I am completely embarassed that my unit of very strong, smart, opinionated...
kday, yes, your understanding is correct, and yes, many hospitals have tried it. My own hospital got away with this for 6 or 8 weeks until someone finally alerted the state nursing board and the...
I have given large doses of Versed and fentanyl in conscious sedation procedures and basically feel comfortable doing so as long as: 1. I am monitoring the pt's SaO2 2. I have O2, airways and an ambu...
Oh, good, chain letters and pyramid schemes. Just what I come to a professional bulletin board for. I'm also interested in changing my long distance phone carrier. Can anyone here help me with
rncountry, I doubt I would find your posts boring if I were able to read them, as you seem very impassioned and clearly generate equally impassioned responses. With all due respect, though, I find it...
Stargazer replied to StudentSarah's topic in General Nursing
Well, let's nip that one in the bud right now. There is NO part of patient care that you won't have to do as an RN at some point. Attitudes like this in newbies should NOT to be validated or...
Thanks for the in-depth response, realnurse. You are correct, I do respect you and your career choices. Maybe it's Pollyanna-ish of me, but I truly believe that most of the people on these boards do...
I would really like to see this stop. I tried to play peacemaker on another thread where something similar was happening and was roundly ignored while the vitriol continued to spew. It appeared that...