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NOADLS

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  1. As long as I win the job lottery
  2. Ridiculous medical mistakes on TV

    I present "The Human Centipede" I won't show a more graphic
  3. 1st job as an LPN helping with eating disorders

    Document well. Ensure that the sequence of events and timing is included in your documentation because the population with eating disorders are chronic liars. When the next shift receives the patients...
  4. Most of the time, it's one or two calls per shift. There's the odd time where I've had up to a dozen. Normally I can predict whether or not the staff nurses will need
  5. Random Drug Testing

    It's okay, you can trust that they're clean. But those
  6. What are the 3 most dislike RN duties in demand?

    Since you're a LVN, I would assume that cleaning bodily fluids would be at the top of your list. Admissions would make a either second or third on that
  7. How did you know?

    They told me SNF / LTC was slow and boring for RN's. In addition to that, you don't use too many of your skills. Then I actually observed the duties of the RN's there. No bum wiping. I was like...
  8. Nurse Slang Yo!

    Thanks. I'll still be around. Just not as much. Thanks. I am content with what I am doing. I am taking it more for my own
  9. Nurse Slang Yo!

    Big move + getting my masters I won't be as active for the next few
  10. OP, the attitude you have towards working on a different wing is not going to get you far throughout your career in healthcare (or even in life for that matter). You were hired by the facility to work...
  11. Cut corners

    Yep
  12. Confused... am I an RN or not??

    There might be a clear answer to this on your state's BON
  13. Nurse Slang Yo!

    You're supposed to say "thank you come again" to those patients. Mostly because they'll come in again for the same issue if Darwin didn't claim
  14. Nurse Slang Yo!

    1) Diaper (not sugarcoating the product being used is in fact a diaper) 2) Bodybag (shroud) 3) Paperwork (Candycrush) 4) Paperwork (extended break) 5) On the phone with the hospital (extended
  15. Hoarding resources

    Only 1-3 RN's working per shift where I am at, so none of that unnecessary drama! I often see this with CNA's though. Sometimes one of them will ask me if they can "store" [box of gloves, stack of...
  16. Healthcare is really business care

    If you can't beat them, join them [management] at the top. Less work, moar
  17. LPN being scheduled to work as CNA....

    So there are newer nurses that get nursing shifts while you're stuck doing CNA work? It also sounds like this place can't retain its CNA's. I hope they're not throwing RN's into it too. This is an...
  18. Cut corners

    IRL Nursing 101 in a
  19. What do you guys do to de-stress?

    Candycrush!
  20. Report me???

    Unless that co-worker has sufficient evidence to suggest that you're working unsafely during a 60+ hour work week, then it is an empty threat. You don't have to tell that person how much you are (or...
  21. OP, you won the nursing lottery. You got into a position that a lot of us would need several years of experience to get into. When I first started posting here, a lot of people were telling me things...
  22. What will happen if you miss a college class?

    Consider this: does everyone who receives an A range grade have 100% attendance? One class isn't going to be the end of the
  23. Nurses forced to work as aides

    Good idea. The LPN's can do the CNA work since the RN's are above that. NP's are on a whole other level. NP's have ascended beyond
  24. Nurses forced to work as aides

    A nurse working as an aide is still a nurse. An aide might not have the education to identify a sign of impending doom, but there would be no excuse for a nurse working as an aide to miss out on...
  25. Attack of The Killer Poop

    Heaven forbid a charge nurse having to clean that stuff, let alone see