I had food poisoning and a supervisor demanded I come into work any way. I came in and found the said supervisor and as soon as I opened my mouth to tell her I was here I proceeded to projectile vomit...
My favorite one was a CNA calling in due to being in the hospital. The small town I worked in had a Bikers Meet 2 times a year and I worked medical at the meet if I was off for the weekend. Being...