RN stands for "Real Nurse" and LPN stands for "Lets Play Nurse":madface: I hate that one. ** OB nurses aren't real nurses because they don't do anything but play with babies. (Hello, when something...
"Boogie Fever" Don't remember who sang it. I have no idea why, but every single freaking time I am at work, at some point I get the song "yellow submarine" stuck in my
wow thanks for all the suggestions. I have not attended any professional conferences--our unit only sends 2 nurses to any conference and the newbies need not apply. (thats the unspoken message). but I...
good luck alsgal and I am glad they found it quickly. I am 38 and had my first us/mammo a couple months ago because I have a weird area in my breast. The mammo was good but the US showed two cysts...
it might be against Hipaa because by telling anyone that a person is a resident (by displaying the picture) is technically giving out information. But I bet with a release form you can do it. It...
Im in post-partum. We have to take 12 - 16h of on-call time per month. We get something like $2.50/h to sit home and wait for the phone to ring. and just regular pay if we have to come in. If we go...
Ok so the latest mandate at my job: Hourly rounding. To be checked by the nurse manager. She will be making rounds, on all shifts, to patients rooms to find out when the last time they saw their...
thanks to all for the support. I am so worried about getting everything done now. I have been very organized, have a great assignment sheet to work from, but I am just not sure I am capable of all of...
1. Assess mother--breasts, uterus, bleeding, bottom, legs, edema, homan's sign and epidural. Also vital signs since our techs are mostly (but not all) SLOW. Treat pain. Give meds as ordered. TEACH...
I took this a number of months back. Also part of our "journey'. We were supposed to review the results at our Unit Council Meeting this week (another part of the 'journey') but the NM was out sick so...
I am confused about the Press Gainey. We are supposedly scoring only 22% according to the latest missive from the NM. But yet we see these pie charts that have us at 80 - 86%. Our hot comments from...
Yes I would do it again in a heartbeat. My current job isn't the best and I don't see myself staying there for a long time...but being a nurse is really in my soul. When I was a little girl, I was...
google the leukemia and lymphoma society. They have tons of info and maybe stuff that would benefit your patient too. You cannot control what your patient does or what he doesn't do. Think of it this...
the redhead/bleeding thing has to do with clotting factors that are different or less in red heads. Also, the myth of heartburn and hair---proven true. Something about hormones released when hair...
It came across email today that awhonn is now saying that its safe practice for 5 m/b couplets. I am trying to find that information. Specifically as well what it says regarding pts on mag,...
I don't know about anyone else, but I am coming to the end of my rope, thats for sure. Gem from my tech when I asked her to do a bath and help me out "Oh, I don't feel like it tonight, I have a...
ugh tonight was five couplets---I had an FDIU @ 20 weeks w/ fetus in the room, discharge, admit, one relatively normal one but assigned to a student who needed help of course, one w/ insulin dependent...
UPDATE: I received an email in response to my inquiry from an AWHONN rep. She addressed the ratio guidelines this way: In re the couplet numbers: the guidelines state 1:6 for antepartum and...
I am proud to be a nurse and for me yes it is a calling (ducking from possible flames! lol) But people have such skewered ideas of nurses. We could be on TV and having sex in the supply closets, or we...
Several floors in our hospital have nurses doing 11a - 11p. It took me a couple months to convince the scheduler it was a good thing, finally going to the NM. She says its hard to plan that schedule...