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OBNURSEHEATHER

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  1. Switching shifts with other nurses

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to susanmary's topic in General Nursing

    We switch shifts and use per diems to works for us all the time. There usually isn't a problem unless staffing looks really crappy for the day someone wants the per diem to work for them. They've...

  2. Allnurses.com history?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to OBNURSEHEATHER's topic in General Nursing

    My hubby says I'm always sitting on my a** at allnurses.com, so I figure I might as well have allnurses.com across my a**

  3. Allnurses.com history?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to OBNURSEHEATHER's topic in General Nursing

    Maybe then I'll get my allnurses.com boxer shorts!

  4. Gotta good "poop" story? I do.

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to st4304's topic in General Nursing

    I'm sitting here laughing my a** off! What a wonderful description of a turd! No one's story can possibly live up to this one!!! :chuckle :roll

  5. Practical jokes at work

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to fedupnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Ahhhh... I can already hear the laughter of the HR employees when some nurse walks in and proudly states "I'm here for my raise!" :rotfl:

  6. What was most embarrassing moment as a nurse?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to night owl's topic in General Nursing

    It only took me 1 meconium shower to come to that conclusion too, hoolahan!

  7. Are all floor nurses rude to ER nurses?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to Andy S.'s topic in Emergency

    With all due respect l.rae, that is not an option that I have either. My admits come when they come, just like yours. The only time L&D has ever held a pt. for us is when the room is still...

  8. Are all floor nurses rude to ER nurses?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to Andy S.'s topic in Emergency

    Do ya think we're all just rude to whomever brings us the patient? I work post partum. While I try not to, sometimes it's easy to get pi**ed at the person bringing you a new pt. Or when I'm in the...

  9. What was most embarrassing moment as a nurse?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to night owl's topic in General Nursing

    Sick old ba**ard You should have replied, "No, because you didn't give me much to play with"

  10. HELP......I'm having a "dumb" moment!

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to duckie's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl:

  11. Visiting Hours on Hospital Floors

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to susanmary's topic in General Nursing

    L&D - 24 hours a day Post Partum - 10am - 8:30pm. Dads are 24 hours a day. Unit is on lockdown after 8:30pm. NICU - the only restricted times are during report 7-7:30 am & pm.

  12. obituaries

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to shannonRN's topic in General Nursing

    I hear ya Linda! Our newspaper also publishes the names of people that recently applied for marriage liscenses. It's kinda funny to see how many of my patients names show up there within a couple of...

  13. Vomit and other icky stuff

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to JPKC26's topic in General Nursing

    In terms of adult patients, I can honestly say I've never been puked on. I think in OB we know when the nausea will occur, and we're ready for it. But the babies... that's another story. Those...

  14. Pick Up Lines!!

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to trishaLVN's topic in Nursing Humor

    Have you all heard of the rejection line? It's a fake number that you can give out to guys that you don't like. When they call, they get a prerecorded message about what a loser they are! I bet some...

  15. Two Nurses dead in North Texas

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to old-master's topic in Texas Nursing

    I'm with ya Bob. Unfortunately, in this day and age, people feel more comfortable hiding behind guns, heavy metal music, violent movies, etc, instead of addressing mental health issues. Fact is, if...

  16. How old are you?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to Rhona's topic in General Students

    hehe! Maybe 24?

  17. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

    If you had read my post, you would see that we did try to get involved and give management ideas. They shot us down because the cost to them was $1 per nurse. Hey, while I'm at it, maybe I should...

  18. Pick Up Lines!!

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to trishaLVN's topic in Nursing Humor

    BRING HIM TO ME!

  19. Ativan, insulin, alcohol drips on floors?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to susanmary's topic in General Nursing

    Sometimes anesthesia will order them for spinal headaches on our post partum moms.

  20. What Freaks You Out?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    STOP IT! Cord talk is soooooooo gross! The problem is, the father's NEVER cut the umbilical cord short enough. They leave 2 freakin feet hanging on there. Who trims it up? ME! I'm seriously sick...

  21. What Freaks You Out?

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    Ladies and Gentlemen... 2 words... Wharton's Jelly Now I must vomit...

  22. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

    Open minded to what? Being s**t on daily by management? I don't think so. Yes, I have a crappy manager, but I've had good ones too, so I know the difference. I also know the whole world isn't a bad...

  23. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

    Gee golly... I never thought of that. My coworkers and I have wonderful morale. Hell, I just worked an awesome weekend. My coworkers and I had a great time, we really bonded with our Mother's Day...

  24. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

    Today was my first day at work this week. There was a penlight in my mailbox that was passed out yesterday. I broke it trying to turn it on. Then we were all given passes for a free sundae, actually...

  25. Nurses week Cheap gifts from admin.

    OBNURSEHEATHER replied to nilepoc's topic in General Nursing

    She very well may be doing the best she can, but I wouldn't know. I quit reading after she called her floor nurses whiners.