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1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   but if ya gotta go....

3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   one could make the arguement to never shoot yourself in the chin unless you have your tongue pierced! it seems this kid was fantastically

4. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   BUT THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!! :smackingf It gets so

5. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Is that a new type of protein shake?

6. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

7. Hospital charts

   greenspreengs replied to madwife2002's topic in Nursing Humor

   number 17 makes me wince every time i read it!!

8. what not to ask at orientation

   greenspreengs replied to hello_nurse_mel's topic in LPN, LVN Corner

   When I was in nursing school this was all covered in the first semester, and NOBODY was allowed to touch a patient until the instructors gave us the go ahead. They made sure we were certified to...

9. Advanced Directive? Hmmm

   greenspreengs replied to sunnyjohn's topic in Nursing Humor

   No flames from me!!! I think I sign this if I thought it would work---as nurses we have to laugh at life's incongruities. Thanks for the

10. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    greenspreengs replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    OH MY MY :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

11. Weight Lifting

    greenspreengs replied to madwife2002's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: OH MY MY :rotfl: :rotfl:

12. When life gives you tampons....

    greenspreengs replied to porterwoman's topic in Nursing Humor

    i think it is a cardiac thing, and i haven't been studying at all!!!!