tenjuna

tenjuna MSN

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  1. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    Yay I have never won an award before lol... I am sure the look on my face was priceless. Sure lady, I get my rocks off by cleaning out 80 year old hoo-hahs, it really just turns me on.

  2. I lol at the stud who quit because he had to empty a bedpan...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Male Nursing Students

    Like I said I think he was just in it for the dating

  3. I lol at the stud who quit because he had to empty a bedpan...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Male Nursing Students

    It was more of a "I already had much contempt for you but this is so hilarious I can't help but deride you for being the fake self-deluded insecure immature little boy you actually are" kind of laugh....

  4. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    Yes, it really does. Just had a LOL yell at me last night for being a pervert and how dare I do a woman's work.

  5. Being an ugly nurse

    tenjuna replied to mofomeat's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Don't feel bad at all...I felt ***EXACTLY*** the same way 6 months ago. I am 6'1", 42 years old, and at that time I was 310 pounds. Since then, I finally got off my a**, quit smoking, and started...

  6. A moment to wallow in self pity.

    tenjuna replied to RainbowDash's topic in General Students

    Don't feel bad, I was required to buy 3 sets of uniforms for $100 each, and lab coats for another $40 each...none of which fit

  7. I have no books and class starts Monday - random rant about textbook monopoly

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in General Students

    That's just it, I don't have the coin in my pocket to buy anything. There are 11 books in my program and I have already "paid" for them with my financial aide...I certainly don't want to re-buy them....

  8. I have no books and class starts Monday - random rant about textbook monopoly

    tenjuna posted a topic in General Students

    So yeah the college bookstore has had my book order for 3 months ($800 ugh), and with class starting Monday they *still* do not have my books in. Instructor gave specific instructions to have books...

  9. I have no books and class starts Monday - random rant about textbook monopoly

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in General Students

    Ooooo I didn't know that there might be free trials out there, I will start searching...thanks for

  10. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    Q. "You must be my doctor, so what's wrong with me?" A. "You are assuming I am your doctor, and I am sure there are all kinds of things wrong with you that I cannot say out

  11. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    I LOL'ed. So many variations on that one

  12. Taking the NY state board exam for cna this friday- Need Help!

    tenjuna replied to tobeemom's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    Don't forget to put the call light within easy reach of the patient/resident. I only mention it because I kept forgetting

  13. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    Q. "I can't believe you are a nurse you moron, how did you get to be one?" A. "Huyuck I got me that thare bewk learnin at da skewl, they tolds me I was smaht and I wood makes me a gewd nursie some...

  14. Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    tenjuna replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    That "call light" you are holding is actually the trigger to 5 pounds of C-4 plastic explosive under your bed. In other words, don't press the red button. Actually, I dare you...I DOUBLE DOG dare ya!...

  15. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    Q. "Why aren't you wearing the cap and skirt like nurses should?" A. "Casual dress is only allowed on

  16. Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    tenjuna replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Here is a match, feel free to play. (yes I know pretty extreme, couldn't help

  17. Fun answers you can use for the dumb questions we get...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in Men in Nursing

    Doh! I just realized I put this in the wrong forum...oops. Was meant for general male

  18. Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    tenjuna replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Why no, I have never seen one like that, and I will spend much time clawing out my eyes to try and remove the memory of it. and by extension: Why no, I have never smelled one like that, and I will...

  19. Can you guys give me an example of a day in the life of a nursing student?

    tenjuna replied to patriotprincess's topic in General Students

    Mon: 7:30 - 3:30 @ work, 4:45 - 9:15 in class Tue & Wed: 7:30-4:30 @ work then study until I crash Thu: 7:30 - 3:30 @ work, 4:45 - 9:15 in class Fri: Study all day Sat & Sun: Clinicals...

  20. Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    tenjuna replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Yes, I am a male nursing student. I have a "nursing student" patch on my scrubs, am 6'1", weigh 280, shaved bald, and have fists the size of hams...what gave it away? No, I am not smart enough to go...

  21. Nursing Kits???

    tenjuna replied to HopefulLPN83's topic in LPN, LVN Students

    I bought a Master Cardi Littman steth and I can definitely tell you to not waste your money, it's not much better than the cheaper ones...the big difference is the head on it and the cool colors. I...

  22. Nursing student weight

    tenjuna replied to Tinkx RN's topic in General Students

    After 2 years of classes, I actually was shocked to find out I weighed 310 back in May (a 50 pound gain...oh my how it creeps up on you). I have been working out every day ever since and dropped 30...

  23. What you wish you knew before starting nursing school

    tenjuna replied to margritamix's topic in General Students

    classic,

  24. People really do ask you for medical advice! Wow...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in General Students

    Ok maybe "love helping people" is cliche...I could replace that with "I am very good at helping

  25. People really do ask you for medical advice! Wow...

    tenjuna replied to tenjuna's topic in General Students

    Hah...as much as I love helping people, I am starting to wonder how nurses can do their jobs while having a permanent bruise on their forehead