I've become a pro at slime removal and creating Halloween costumes out of office supplies and the random junk I hoard "just in case"... you can make a pretty sweet derby hat with a paper plate and...
Colouring books and such for kids waiting to go home, little treasure chests for teeth, I hang up ALL of their artwork, little erasers for birthdays. I also have some plastic dinosaurs that I dress up...
LAWDAMERCY the medical parent...kid was actin a fool in PE, fell, superficial little scratch on his leg. Mom, who I believe is a medical biller, Dad who works in IT or something at a nursing home, and...
Little Susie is behind on her vaccines because "she had a tick on her head when she was a baby and it could've injected chemicals into her system so her doctor told me to wait". I bet. Little Timmy...
We had a very high needs kiddo who had a specified aid. Mind you, this girl has no educational or medical background and kind of fell into the job...SHE IS INCREDIBLE! She is a very young, single...
My first year (at that time school had about 350 kids) I saw an average of 65 or so a day. Repeat offenders, at times. I started being a Big B about the nonsense they were being sent for and the...
From lunch this year--- Teacher (flips hair, rolls eyes): I mean...you hand out band aids for a living Me: And I provided your classroom with a case of 300 last week and yet I've had 14 of your...
Recently had to send a kiddo back with a note stating, "The fact that you feel Little Timmy's pant legs are too big does not constitute a medical emergency. Nor does the fact that Susie was wearing...
The upcoming school year will be my 4th. I work 8:15 to 3:45. On the teacher schedule, some of the days are in-service days. We are paid waaaaaaaaaaaay less than the teachers even if we have a BSN. A...
Hello! That just means the meds can be given q2. If the pt doesnt request or require them q2, they can be given further apart. For example, pt gets Apap at, say, 10 am, if they needed it, it can be...