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  1. CMS Anne Arundel

    Pattiecake replied to Aurora's topic in Correctional

    I have worked for CMS for the past 4 years. I find them to be a very professional, accountable organization. My paycheck has never been wrong. They have a fabulous orientation program. They have...

  2. What is your most outrageous medical emergency repsonse in a correctional facility

    Pattiecake replied to sierranurse's topic in Correctional

    Had a real gross 1033 a few years ago. Guy was working in the woodshop where they make vast amounts of furniture for contracts. A saw he was using somehow "bucked" they say (personally don't know much...

  3. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Pattiecake replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    When I was doing home health a few years ago I went into a house where everything was made of welded together hub caps. When I say everything, I mean everything except the TV. Even the tiolet seat. It...

  4. Dolly and the Queen

    Pattiecake replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

  5. Perfect woman

    Pattiecake replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    LOL good one

  6. nursing home fairies

    Pattiecake replied to fluffwad's topic in Nursing Humor

    Alas my life is plagued with the toilet paper fairy. Whether at home or at work, this fairy sneaks into the bathroom just ahead of me and uses up the last of the toilet paper. I can start my day by...

  7. Was I wrong to say anything?

    Pattiecake replied to lil_miss_attitude's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    I have to say I didn't think anyone in the free world was still recapping needles! It was my understanding that safety syringes were manadatory everywhere. May I ask where you are from?

  8. Doctors' Chart Bloopers

    Pattiecake replied to Brian's topic in Nursing Humor

    Anyone notice this thread started in

  9. First Names & "Professionalism"

    Pattiecake replied to porsch65's topic in Operating Room

    My husband went to see a doctor for the first time and the doc used my husbnd's first name. My husband's response was "I missed what you said your first name was." The doc was too embarassed to corect...

  10. I'm interested in interviewing nurses

    Pattiecake replied to xhuggybear's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    If I can be any help I would be glad to. Email me at

  11. Is something wrong with me?

    Pattiecake replied to jasonn's topic in Emergency

    Jason You described my early life as an ED nurse. Even the sleeping part and wanting to be at work on my day off. I am so sorry you are going through this. Recognizing that this is not normal is the...

  12. Doctors' Chart Bloopers

    Pattiecake replied to Brian's topic in Nursing Humor

    I just can't stay away from this thread. I read this stuff and laught til I'm crying and coughing. My family thinks I'm

  13. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Pattiecake replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Just like I said. Been here all night laughing myself sick to stuff that dates back to August

  14. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Pattiecake replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'm pretty new at this, the laughed til I cried was in reference to the nurse that had to do the ear irrigation. I've been having a whale of a time reading these posts that date back to August....

  15. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Pattiecake replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Laughed til I cried. Still laughng, can hardly

  16. The Viagra Usage

    Pattiecake replied to meintheUSA's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl:

  17. What Doctors Really Mean!

    Pattiecake replied to live4today's topic in Nursing Humor

    Love them all.

  18. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Pattiecake replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I was working in LTC. In a 5 bed room one of the confused gents used to roll up balls of his poo and set them along the siderail of the bed....to dry I suppose. We catch another confused gent at his...

  19. It's Thanksgiving, and well, I'm at work

    Pattiecake replied to Carotid's topic in Emergency

    Happy Thanksgiving. One time when working in ER we had one of those typical headache that requires nothing less than demerol, 25 yr old woman, come in. It had been such a busy shift and we just...

  20. The help desk -- how may I help you?

    Pattiecake replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    OK, that one was a real saver!

  21. Canadian nurses headed for the US

    Pattiecake replied to jaycrue's topic in International Nursing

    At this point I have not heard of any such agency. Wanna go into a new business?

  22. scared

    Pattiecake replied to renerian's topic in Correctional

    I work in a state prison.

  23. Canadian nurses headed for the US

    Pattiecake replied to jaycrue's topic in International Nursing

    When I was waiting for my VisaScreen to arrive I found that the help line really didn't have acurate info on my file. I received a letter from CGFNS saying they had my English exam marks, but even a...

  24. CNA from hell!

    Pattiecake replied to Nursebaby23's topic in General Nursing

    A few years ago my co-workers and I devised an effective way of dealing with the union CNA that management felt was untouchable. We called the state inspectors, told them management could not do...

  25. The help desk -- how may I help you?

    Pattiecake replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    OK, I just had to respond to this. You realy get the prize for this. I can't stop laughing. Have to share what happened this week at work. My AA's printer croaked, so we ordered a new one. When it...