oh in a perfect world....
A selective call bell system..for example,when the
call bell rings, they
have an automated choice....
Enter 1 if you are calling to say you have to crap
Enter 2 if you are calling to say you have already
s**t (this a totally
Enter 3 if you
are a drug seeking a$$hole and are
Enter 4 if your crazy family is here and they want
to speak with me.
Enter 5 if you feel like complaining and think I
give a damn.
Enter 6 if you dropped your tissue box again and
think I am coming in
anytime soon to pick it up.
Enter 7 if you think I am a damn waitress and
will get you the meal you
Enter 8 if your IV is beeping again because
you just can't seem to remember to keep your
******* arm straight no matter
how many times we tell you.
Enter 9 if you think Nurses walk on water, you
since you have come in,
you hate to bother me, your
family is normal, you
ARE having crushing chest pain and think you are
going to die....I'll be right
Do not hit 9 when you meant to hit 2. You will
wish you did die!