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  1. Pulmonary Toilet? Huh???

    rngreenhorn replied to kukukajoo's topic in General Nursing

    Not to be confused with "automic flush" which like the "automic wedgy" is used by many a bully in the American school yard as well as fraternity brothers in hasing rituals. Also not to be confused...

  2. Center For Nursing Advocacy steamed over Kelly Ripa sponge bath nursey comments

    rngreenhorn replied to NRSKarenRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Oh brother. The center for nursing advocacy needs to have "chill pill" aerosol sprayed in its halls and offices. I'm pretty sure the average person can distinguish between reality and over the top...

  3. Banning Crocs?

    rngreenhorn replied to styRN's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    Make it a Krispy Kream and you're on.... And you think it is a pain dressing and undressing in the paper isolation gowns. Imagine wrapping and unwrapping with Kevalar saran wrap... and what about...

  4. Nurses are Pathetic!!

    rngreenhorn replied to lorster's topic in General Nursing

    Dude.... if you a going to bail, you should set your sights a little higher that Wal-mart. Trust me I know... I use to work there. But, alas, I got fired... just because I refused to remove the...

  5. Universal coverage for pregnant women and children = 9 days of DOD spending

    rngreenhorn replied to HM2VikingRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    I got a decent paycheck

  6. Universal coverage for pregnant women and children = 9 days of DOD spending

    rngreenhorn replied to HM2VikingRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    There are millions of families in America who provide for there children. There unfortunately are those who do not. For those children, there already are programs. For the most part, kids are...

  7. Universal coverage for pregnant women and children = 9 days of DOD spending

    rngreenhorn replied to HM2VikingRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Let's not confuse a "right" with a "need." Food, water, shelter, and maybe healthcare; those are needs. A "right" is a moral good, as defined by a human. I don't think anyone has the "right" to my...

  8. Universal coverage for pregnant women and children = 9 days of DOD spending

    rngreenhorn replied to HM2VikingRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    If a women is pregnant with her 2nd, 3rd, or 4th child and doesn't have health insurance she should bare the responsibility her choices. The victims are the children, but the perpetrator is the women...

  9. what is a surgigator?

    rngreenhorn replied to GingerSue's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Yeah.... I thought alligator also... which is even more scary when you find out what part of the body it is used

  10. Why are RN's so fat!

    rngreenhorn replied to MoriahRoseRN's topic in General Nursing

    .... the "Super Nanny" isn't exactly svelte.... OK, I'll shut

  11. Why are RN's so fat!

    rngreenhorn replied to MoriahRoseRN's topic in General Nursing

    .... and why do nannies eat so many

  12. Why are RN's so fat!

    rngreenhorn replied to MoriahRoseRN's topic in General Nursing

    I know what you mean.... I think most of us have seen all this before... I'm suffering from a serious case of deja vu right

  13. Why are RN's so fat!

    rngreenhorn replied to MoriahRoseRN's topic in General Nursing

    And my dog is looking at me right now saying "hey fatty, how about getting off the computer and taking me for a

  14. Why are RN's so fat!

    rngreenhorn replied to MoriahRoseRN's topic in General Nursing

    I often find myself competing with the cat for the perfect sun-soaked mid-afternoon napping

  15. what is a surgigator?

    rngreenhorn replied to GingerSue's topic in Ob/Gyn

    or would that be the

  16. what is a surgigator?

    rngreenhorn replied to GingerSue's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Many people are unaware that Arnold Schwarzenegger has a half brother who is a surgeon.... he is commonly refered to as the

  17. HI GUYS!!!!!!! is me. AGAIN! i have a question about a patient...

    rngreenhorn replied to futgirl's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Fubar.

  18. Pet Nurse??

    rngreenhorn replied to Fuzzy's topic in General Nursing

    My dog gets his health care from the local Banfield. He doesn't seem to be concerned with the title "pet nurse." My dog doesn't actually speak English. But, I am pretty good at "dog" language....

  19. any advice on shoes?

    rngreenhorn replied to graciev's topic in General Nursing

    Before spending lots of money on a good pair of shoes: Because every ones feet are different, a good shoe store will let you take the shoes home, wear them around the house for a few days (avoiding...

  20. Why are Newbies Such Whiners?

    rngreenhorn replied to Ruby Vee's topic in General Nursing

    I like a crisp fruity red whine served with young tartare and a nutty aged

  21. Humorous Introspection

    rngreenhorn replied to stillpressingon's topic in General Nursing

    This is kind of weird, but I can help it. I have a habit of assessing stranger's health and imagining what they look like under their cloths. When I see a person of questionable health, even if the...

  22. First Med Error

    rngreenhorn replied to Happy-ER-RN's topic in General Nursing

    Why was the kid getting adderall at night? Was it a actually ordered that way? I've never worked in a peds psych unit... I'm completely suprised that kids have 6-10 pages of meds... wow. Sounds...

  23. The fatting of America.

    rngreenhorn replied to tgibson3770's topic in General Nursing

    OK tweety, I'll admit it. My dad does make a tasty tofu dish with lentils, fava beans, veggies and sharp cheddar. It makes me happy. I agree somewhat that emotion should not be connected with food,...

  24. The fatting of America.

    rngreenhorn replied to tgibson3770's topic in General Nursing

    When you think about it, it does seem strange: drinking the milk of a lactating animal. As does eating "the product of a chicken's mentral cycle" (I'll never think of eggs the same... ewwwww). You...

  25. The fatting of America.

    rngreenhorn replied to tgibson3770's topic in General Nursing

    You can't really define "normal" in the human species by what is normal in other species. Some undomesticated animals have been known to eat humans, not to mention there own species. While it is...